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What has watching the movies ever taught you?

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. 8) Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. 9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 12) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving. 14) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. 16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris . 17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.” 21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. 25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English. 27) A car door is perfect to shield yourself from bullets.

Public Comments

1. Well I think those movie stars have worked HARD!! to try and get that WHOLE movie and their parts to show it to us so I thank all movie stars for doing it for us.. =] <33
2. Very good have a star I like how all American Kids go to either Harvard or Yale, no one ever just works in a shop.
3. thats a funny email? errm what its taught me.. some actors really can't act for toffee (terence stamp in the limey) computers NEVER use a proper operating system such as dos/windows/os x etc.. it's always some fake one.. although the odd time you do see linux used =)
4. I am sure I have watched an American film where all of this happens. This is really accurate as well as being a good laugh. Top banana.
5. you can fall in love, get married and die by the time the movie ends. you can be shot, beaten up, ran over by train and fall into a burning inferno and still survive to become the hero. you can take on the worlds gangsters, be locked up, be beat up and shot and still end up being awarded the highest medal and finding the perfect wife. you can hold onto a helicopter single handed, jump of the highest building and still end up with out a scratch on you. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
6. Always buy the largest Popcorn and Coke and don't forget to have a few assorted candies in your coat pockets!..:)
7. I learnt that a good guy can take 20 bullets and live, whereas a bad guy only needs one bullet to die.
8. Enjoyable reading
9. Isnt that all true?
10. Brilliant!
11. Brilliant
12. lol that really is true =)
13. how very true, but often watching a film its surprising when they use guns they fire it one handed or an angle impossible in real life, as you can break your hand or thumbs after pulling triggers,
14. lol--that is soo..true
15. Here's some more If a serial killer is about at least one pair of teenagers will have sex If a serial killer is about, the person on their own is the one to get killed. Guns never run out of ammo unless it heightens the tension. The Pretty Girl always falls for the dorky guy. A dorky girl just needs to let down her hair and take off her glasses to be beautiful.
16. Awesome!!!
17. true .lol
18. ha ha ha v good,,,,
19. in a horror movie, someone will be startled by a cat or a door slamming, but will get killed after they breath a sigh of relief. the female star wont do topless, but her cheerleader friend will.
20. Awesome!!Luvd them all!