Stylish Laptop Bags

Concealed Carry computer bag? Can anyone help me find a computer bag that has a holster for a handgun, that fits a 17" computer and is less than $100??

im looking for a computer bag not a laptop bag but a computer bag? the dimensions are on the page http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=3443619&Sku=C477-1002 because im going to need a bag that fits that i think the dimensions were DIMENSIONS (L x W x H) 19.5" x 8" x 17.5" thanks

Where can I find a good site with information about 17 inch laptop bags? I just bought a nice 17 inch laptop for one of my sons and I want to show him the importance of having a laptop bag to protect his new computer. I also want a place where I can purchase these bags as well.

my mom go through my cell phone school bag and my computer how can i get her to stop? ok my parents have a werid privacy issue i have no clue why they cannot trust me my dads fine but my mom feels she need to be in control of everything so she goes through my cell phone and when she feels like it she calls up my friends or my girlfriend and deicdes to ask them questions, one time i even caught her going through my school bag expecting to find what i dont know becasue i dont smoke and i drink sometimes but its not somthing i do alot. she also feels the need to go through my computer when im at school and delete stuff on it she even does that on msn she deletes random contacts..by the way im 16 turing 17 and i have no clue what shes trying to get at but its not helping and it just embarrsess me when my friends tell me that my mom called them? what should i do? becasue this is really starting to piss me off...

I need a good bag for my 17" MacBook Pro? Something that will protect my computer... not too big... not too small... something I can carry to school with me... needs to be able to fit a binder and textbook as well.

Can you recommend a good laptop bag? For my birthday I just got an HP Pavillion DV9339US (which is awesome so far by the way!). It is a 17" widescreen notebook and I am looking for a bag for it. I would prefer a backpack style (so I can put textbooks in it in the fall) and I would prefer it to not be so bulky. I really liked the Timbuk2 bags, but they're really expensive and don't have one that fits the 17" computers. The dimensions of mine are 15.2 x 11.7 x 1.6 inches. Thanks!

Laptop Bag? Which is a better choice for a 17" Macbook Pro..the Oakley AP Computer Bag or the Targus Miami ? http://oakley.ca/pd/5045/16493 http://www.targus.com/ca/product_details.asp?sku=TCG200

Spent too much time on my computer and playing video games the past 10 years. will this stunt my growth? i am 5'7, weigh 157 lbs, and have a medium-large frame at 17 years old every since my dad brougth the new nintendo home i was hooked into games bad.. i mean being on the computer for like 15 hours straight at the most some times.. i was a lot of the time slouched forward in my chair and didnt get many fruits or vegetables at all.. but i've recently stopped spending as much time on the computer and on the couch and have started to do more physical activities.. some things i do now at home is hitting the heavy bag, speed bag, and occassionally lifting weights.. i have lost about 10 lbs since i got my heavy bag, and just got the speed bag.. i'm just wondering though since being on the computer so much when i was growing up, and being slouched a lot of the time.. will this stunt my growth? i really want to get to be atleast 5'11.

Is my computer receiving tv signals? My computer is a Dell Studio 17. I just bought it. Just last night (and recently this morning) my computer started to randomly talk (like, play tv or radio comercials and shows. There was no window up on the screen. It even did it during my math class when the computer was shut and in my bag. I think it's recieving tv signals, but I didn't know it had that capability. Help?

I have a laptop with a 17.3" display & Im looking for case. 17" bags I have looked at wont fit. Suggestion? The computer I have is a Asus G72GX and I need a case to carry and protect it.

I need a case for a 17.3" laptop.? I have the HP db7-3160 with the 17.3" screen. It is a tight squeeze fitting it into my messenger bag, which is designed for a 17" laptop. Does anyone know of a good messenger bag to fit this computer?

Alienware M17x vs MacBook Pro 17"? Hey guys, I'm really conflicted here.. I want to get an Alienware M17x laptop because of its performance and price (compared to the MacBook Pro) but am caught on it's battery life. (I heard even with the additional battery pack it's like around 2 hours of solid gaming) And am also caught on that fact that apart from running a Hackint0sh project (which, as far as I can find, for Alienware laptops, are extremely buggy) I wouldn't be able to run program like Final Cut Pro and GarageBand (although I don't actually own these programs yet, I'm considering going into design in University in two years) The Specifications are as follow: Alienware M17x Specs: 17" LCD Widescreen Display Backlit Keyboard Intel Core i7-820QM Processor 1.73GHz - 4 Cores/8 Threads - 8MB Cache 8GB Dual-channel 1333MHz DDR3 SDRAM 500GB 7200RPM SATA Hard Drive 8X DVD + /-RW Drive with DVD + R double layer write capability CrossFireX Dual 1GB GDDR5 ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870 Dell™ Wireless 370 Bluetooth Internal mini-card Additional Items: Dell ST2410 24" Full HD Widescreen Monitor 9-Cell 85 WHr Lithium-Ion Battery Belkin 17" Messenger Bag Logitech M905 Anywhere Mouse Warranty: 2 Years + Premium Service Aprox. Gaming battery life, 2-3 hours max. Total Price: AUD$4,367.57 MacBook Pro Specs: 17" Hi-Resolution Glossy Widescreen Display Backlit Keyboard Intel Core i7 Processor 2.66GHz - 4 Cores/8 Threads - 8MB Cache 8GB Dual-channel 1066MHz DDR3 SDRAM 500GB 7200RPM SATA Hard Drive SuperDrive 8x DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW NVIDIA GeForce GT 330M with 512 MB Warranty: 1 Year Aprox. Gaming battery life, 5 hours. Total Price: AUD$3,819.00 Basically, I am currently a year 10 student, who doesn't require any Mac exclusive programs (yet) but am looking into design possibly, for University. (still a big maybe) I don't do any computer gaming as of current (due to my crappy PC) but would like to look into it. With the Alienware, I can do some serious gaming, and decent media editing, while on the MacBook Pro, I can do some serious media editing, and some decent gaming. (by using Boot Camp to boot into Windows 7) Based on the specs, price, value, and quite importantly, the battery life, what would you guys recommend? (I feel it's important to point out that the MacBook Pro is considerably lighter than the Alienware M17x, and it looks a lot nicer than the M17x too.) As always, thank you so much guys, Liam.

Where can I find an 18 " Laptop case? I tried three laptop bags all say they were 17" or 18" and no luck! my computer is 17" but because of the way the bags open I cant fit my computer into it so I need a bag that either has a wider opening or unzips the entire way! Please help!

Where to get a messenger bag ?? For xmas, my little sister wants a messenger bag. She has vespa for college, and hates backpacks, so she wants a nice messenger style bag to use for books, computer, etc... She needs to be able to fit a 17" sell laptop, and maybe another book and notebook in it. I don't want tacky, she's 20 years old. I like the leather ones, but their too expensive. Trying to keep it under $50 if possible... Any suggestions of what or where to find one?

The Dell Studio 17...? Okay. So I've decided to purchase the Dell Studio 17. I still have a few questions though. The power button is on the outside (on the right) of the computer. When the computer is in my bag, will it be easy for the button to get hit and turn on? (wasting all of the power) Also, in all of the reviews I've seen for the Dell Studio 17, they never once mention anything about the fingerprint reader. Is it any good? And last but not least, when I was looking at pictures taken from different angles of the laptop, I noticed that in the back, there is a sort of "high-heel" if you will, that sort of elevates that computer. (check out this pic: http://www.laptopmag.com/review/newgallery.aspx?id=15687&img=10 ) What is it? Why is it there? Can it be removed? Please answer my question!!!! Thanks

Less-Known Computer Languages? Basic-Fortran-Cobol... These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry. There are numerous other languages however that are less well known yet still have ardent devotees. In fact these little -known languages generally have the most fanatic admirers. For those who wish to know more about these obscure languages - and why they are obscure - I present the following catalog. SIMPLE ... SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Mono Purpose Programming Lingusitic Environment. This language developed at the Hanover College for Technological Misfits was designed to make it impossible to write code with errors in it. The statements are therefore confined to BEGIN-END- and STOP. No matter how you arrange the statements you can't make a syntax error. Programs written in SIMPLE do nothing useful.Thus they achieve the results of programs written in other languages without the tedious frustrating process of testing and debugging. SLOBOL ... SLOBOL is best known for the speed or lack of it of its compiler. Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile SLOBOL compilers allow you to take a trip to Bolivia to pick up the coffee. Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom sitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to compile. Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn to a related (but infinitely faster) language...COCAINE. VALGOL ... (With special thanks to Dan and Betsy "Moon Unit" Pfau) - From its modest beginnings in southern California's San Fernando Valley VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry. VALGOL commands include REALLY- LIKE - WELL and YAKNOW. Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.Other operators include the "CALIFORNIA BOOLEANS" FERSURE and NOWAY. Repetitions of code are handled in FOR-SURE loops. Here is a sample VALGOL program . 14 LIKE-YAKNOW (I MEAN) START . %% IF . PI A =LIKE BITCHEN AND . 01 B =LIKE TUBULAR AND . 9 C =LIKE GRODY**MAX . 4K (FERSURE)**2 . 18 THEN . 4I FOR I=LIKE 1 TO OH MAYBE 100 . 86 DO WAH + (DITTY**2) . 9 BARF(I) =TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) . -17 SURE . 1F LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM . ? REALLY . $$ LIKE TOTALLY (Y*KNOW) VALGOL is characterized by its unfriendly error messages. For example when the user makes a syntax error the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! LAIDBACK ... Historically VALGOL is a derivative of LAIDBACK which was developed at the (now defunct) Marin County Center for T'ai Chi Mellowness and Computer Programming as an analternative to the more intense atmosphere in nearby silicon valley. The center was ideal for programmers who liked to soak in hot tubs while they worked. Unfortunately few programmers could survive there for long since the center outlawed pizza and RC Cola in favor of bean curd and Perrier. Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because its reputation as a gentle and nonthreatening language. For example LAIDBACK responded to syntax errors with the message SORRY MAN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT. SARTRE ... Named after the late existential philosopher.SARTRE is an extremely unstructured language. Statements in SARTRE have no purpose they are just there. Thus SARTRE programs are left to define their own functions. SARTRE programmers tend to be boring and depressed and are no fun at parties. FIFTH ... FIFTH is a precision mathematical language in which the data types refer to quantity. The data types range from CC-OUNCE -SHOT and JIGGER to FIFTH (hence the name of the language) LITER-MAGNUM and BLOTTO. Commands refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS-CHARDONNAY- CABERNET-GIN-VERMOUTH-VODKA-SCOTCH and WHATEVERSAROUND. The many versions of the FIFTH language reflect the sophistication and financial status of its users. Commands in the ELITE dialect include VSOP and LAFITE while commands in the GUTTER dialect include HOOTCH and RIPPLE. The latter is a favorite of frustrated FORTH programmers who end up using the language. C-...This language was named for the grade received by its creater when he submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class. C- is best described as a 'Low Level' programming language. In fact the language generally requires more C- statements than machine-code statements to execute a given task. In this respect it is very similar to COBOL. LITHP ... This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "s" in its character set. Programmers and users must substitute"TH". LITHP is said to be useful in prothething lithtth. DOGO ... Developed at the Massachussettes Institute of Obedience Training. DOGO heralds a new era of computer literate pets. DOGO commands include SIT STAY-HEEL and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is 'PUPPY GRAPHICS' in which a small cocker spaniel occasionally leaves a deposit as he travels across the screen.

Good under eye bag, dark corner eye cream? Okay so im 17, and under eye bags have plagued me for a few years now. They are the bags that start at the corner near the nost, and go in a curv below the eye, ending about an inch away from the eye itself. I'd say that I have it worse than my mother, but I also live a much unhealthier lifestyle. I do smoke marijuana about 2-3 times a week (quite a bit each time), and drink maybe once a week, could this effect my eyes. I don't have it very bad, but I am just starting to go out of my way to get rid of them by doing some of the remedies I've seen around the net, such as putting warm squeezed tea bags (black tea) under my eyes for like 20 minutes. I'm drinking more water, and taking a mens multi-v pill once a day. I started this transformation, if you will, yesterday and I'm hoping for some results. Also the skin below my eyes is a purpleish color that is verry annoying to look at. Im pretty addicted to World of Warcraft, and tend to spend around 4 hours on the computer a night; could that add to it as well. Lastly, I have heard that there are creams out there that can help eliminate these bags, or diminish them at leas; and there are also creams for the dark corners. If anyone has used a cream that has worked, or has any useful information at all please don't hesitate to respond. This is starting to make me lost my self esteem, and I don't want that depression to start kickin in. Thanks.

Would this computer be able to run warhammer online? ADAPTER: Universal AC-DC Adapter BLUETOOTH: Built-in MS-6837D Bluetooth 2.0 EDR BATTERY: 6-cells Li-Ion Battery Pack (MS1721) BAGS: Free Deluxe Carrying Bag for 17 Inch Notebook CPU: (Sckt S1) AMD Turion™ X2 Ultra Dual-Core Mobile ZM-84 Processor 2.3GHz 2000KB L2 Cache 35W Wattage CD: 8X DVD REWRITABLE DRIVE FLASHMEDIA: Built-In 4in1 Media Reader FREEBIE_OS: None HDD: 320GB 5400RPM SATA150 HARD DRIVE IEEE_CARD: BUILT-IN 1394 IEEE FIREWIRE PORT INVERTER: NONE KEYBOARD: BUILT-IN KEYBOARD MOUSE: BUILT-IN TOUCHPAD MODEM: BUILT-IN 56K V.92 FAX MODEM MOTHERBOARD: ATI® RX781 + SB700 Chipset Mainboard MEMORY: 4GB (2x2GB) PC6400 DDR2-800 SODIMM Memory (Corsair or Major Brand) NOTEBOOK: MSI MS-1721 Notebook 17" WSXGA+ 1680x1050 Pixels w/ ATI Mobility Radeon HD3850 (M88) 512MB Video, 2.0 Mega Pixels Webcam, Built-in Bluetooth, Support AMD Griffin Processor S1g2 package, & Supports PCI-Express mini card NOTEBOOK_COVER: MSI MS-1721 Notebook Cover (Original Color) NB_LCD: 17" WSXGA+ TFT Display 1680x1050 Pixels Resolution LCD NETWORK: Built-in 10/100/1000 Mbps Network Card NB_TRAVELKIT: NONE OS: Microsoft® Windows Vista™ Home Premium w/ Service Pack 1 (64-bit Edition) PRINTER: None PRINTER_CABLE: None RUSH: NO; READY TO SHIP IN 5~10 BUSINESS DAYS SOFT: Free 60 Days Microsoft® Office® 2007 (Words, Excel, Access, Power Point, Outlook + More) - Windows Vista™ Required SERVICE: STANDARD 1-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY AND LIFE-TIME TECHNICAL SUPPORT SOUND: BUILT-IN AC 97 SOUND SPEAKERS: BUILT-IN STEREO SPEAKERS SYSTEM TVRC: None USB: 4 x USB2.0 Port Connectors USBHD: NONE VIDEO: Built-in ATI Mobility Radeon HD 3850 (M88) 512MB VRAM VIDEOCAMERA: Built-in 2.0 Mega Pixel Webcam WNC: Gigabyte Wireless 802.11 B/G/N Mini Card

What size moving truck to use? I have to move in a week and I am trying to pick a truck size at Uhaul but I can't decide. I have a small one bedroom apartment. I would like to move everything in one trip. I am trying to decide between the 17 foot or the 24 foot truck. Here is a list of all the furniture and number of boxes we will be moving: One full size bed 2 large dressers 1 small dresser 1 desk 4 chairs small dining table 3 medium bookshelves 1 big couch 1 king size Corduroy bean bag sofa 1 big tv tv stand 1 headboard 1 large framed picture 23 large tuperware storage containers 20 small-medium boxes of stuff 1 big computer monitor and tower ok, so that is all our stuff...should we use the 17 foot or the 24 foot to move it all in one trip. The other thing I need to consider is that the 24 foot truck might be a hassle to drive and park at the new place.

What is the best way to take a 17 inch IMAC(47.2 x 49.3 x 18.9 cm), weighing 7 kg on a plane? I am going to New Zealand to study and just got an Imac as a present. I would really like to take it with me in the hand luggage but dont know if the size will be allowed. I can only take one checked bag weighing 20 kg plus the hand luggage. IS it safe to put the computer on the checked luggage...? How would you carry it? Thanks a lot in advance!

I need a bag that will fit my tablet and laptop? I recently bought a bag, from Ross, that is this: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Buxton-Reno-Computer-Tote/13270211?sourceid=1500000000000003142050&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=13270211 It's a really nice bag, and it fits my laptop okay, but it doesn't fit my tablet. My question is, is there a laptop bag similar to that one that will fit my 17" macbook and my 9x12 Genius pensketch tablet?

Macbook Pro - 15 or 17 inch? I'm considering buying a Macbook Pro for my next computer. I have been accustomed to PCs my entire life, but due to my ever-increasing creative and artistic interests, I am now learning towards a Mac. I plan to do a lot of video editing and minimal gaming (mostly World of Warcraft). I just can't decide whether to purchase a '15 or a '17 Pro. I also have a few questions: 1.) The most important question. I've heard the '17 models have (or had) a serious safety issue with the battery wherein it would expand, and in one rare case actually caught on fire and "exploded." The rechargable 8-hour battery life is awesome, but I'm not about to have a battery spew acid on my face in the middle of editing a video. Has this safety issue been resolved yet? 2.) Assuming the battery safety issue has been resolved, Apple states that the '17 model's battery is good for 1000 recharges. So in theory, I could conserve recharges by plugging the laptop into an outlet, thus converting it into a "desktop," correct? 3.) Obviously the '17 models are going to weigh a bit more than the '15 models, but are they still relatively easy to lug around in, say a shoulder bag? I'm looking at doing a lot of video editing right on scene, and a lot of this is going to be taking place in nature. 4.) Finally, can Final Cut Pro work effectively with either model with their respective original factory specs? Thanks in advance.

I need a cute bag for apple laptop? Ive been looking for cute totes for my apple laptop (macbook pro) and Ive found some cute ones but the part where u put the computer is always too big my laptop is a 15" so I need something of that size but that will fit a book or two in it too b/c this will serve as my back pak for school if uve seen a macbook pro u know that although its 15" its slimmer than most laptops and all the bags that ive seen can fit a 17" so thats just way too big. here's some examples of the styles im looking for http://www.target.com/dp/B003AZ6A6K/ref=sc_qi_img_viewdetails?ie=UTF8&title=view%20full%20details http://www.target.com/Merona-Fashion-Lefay-Tote-Black/dp/B002GOHVHS/ref=br_1_25?ie=UTF8&id=Merona%20Fashion%20Lefay%20Tote%20Black&node=370224011&searchSize=30&searchView=grid3&searchPage=1&sr=1-25&qid=1281201468&rh=&searchBinNameList=target_com_category-bin%2Ctarget_com_primary_color-bin%2Ctarget_com_brand-bin%2Cprice&searchRank=salesrank&frombrowse=1 thanks for the help

Will my iMac be considered a personal item on Delta airlines? If I get a separate bag for my 17" iMac, does that count as a personal item which means I can also bring in a separate carry-on baggage, or will I have to somehow fit my iMac into the carry-on baggage (which seems impossible)? 2. What is the best way to carry an iMac into a flight? Delta airlines does not allow computers to be checked-in. Thank you!

Can someone check my answer for this complicated linear programming question? The Midlands Field Produce Company contracts with potato farmers in Colorado, Minnesota, North Dakota, and Wisconsin for monthly potato shipments. Midlands picks up the potatoes at the farms and ships mostly by truck (and sometimes by rail) to its sorting and distribution centers in Ohio, Missouri, and Iowa. At these centers the potatoes are cleaned, rejects are discarded, and the potatoes are sorted according to size and quantity. They are then shipped to combination plants and distribution centers in Virginia, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Texas, where the company produces a variety of potato products and distributes bags of potatoes to stores. Exceptions are the ohio distribution center, which will only accep potatoes from farms in Minnesota, North Dakota, and Wisconsin, and the texas plant, which won't accept shipments from ohio because of disagreements over delivery schedules and quality issues. Following are summaries of the shipping costs from the farms to the distribution centers and the processing and shipping costs from the distribution centers to the plants, as well as the avaliable monthly supply at each farm, the processing capacity at the distribution centers, and the final demand at the plants(in bushels): Distribution Center($/bushel) Farm 5.Ohio 6.Missouri 7. Lowa Supply(bushels) 1. Colorado $- $1.09 1.26 1600 2. Minnesota 0.89 1.32 1.17 1100 3. North Dakota 0.78 1.22 1.36 1400 4. Wisconsin 1.19 1.25 1.42 1900 Processing 1800 2200 1600 Capacity (bushels) Plant($ bushel) Farm 8.Virginia 9.Pennsylvania 10.Georgia 11.Texas(bushels) 5. Ohio $4.56 $3.98 $4.94 $- 6. Missouri 3.43 5.74 4.65 5.01 7. Lowa 5.39 6.35 5.70 4.87 Demand (bushels) 1200 900 1100 1500 Formulate and solve a linear programming model to determine the optimal monthly shipments from the farms to the distribution centers and from the distribution centers to the plants to minimise total shipping and processing costs. MY ANSWER FOR QUESTION 1: 1. As before we supply nodes 1,2,3&4 we require x15+x16+x17 <= 1600 x25+x26+x27 <= 1100 x35+x36+x37 <= 1400 x45+x46+x47 <= 1900 and with nodes 8, 9 and 10 & 11 we require the demand to be fulfilled giving x58+x68+x78 = 1200 x59+x69+x79 = 900 x510+x610+x710 = 1100 x511+x611+x711 = 1500 We also require the number of units shipped into any intermediate node for node 5: So, units into node 5 =- x15+x25+x35+x45 And units out of node 5 = x58+x59+x510+x511 and we require x15+x25+x35+x45 = x58+x59+x510+x511 x15+x25+x35+x45- x58-x59-x510-x511 = 0 Similarly, for node 6: x16+x26+x36+x46 = x68+x69+x610+x611 x16+x26+x36+x46-x68-x69-x610-x611= 0 Also, for node 7: x17+x27+x37+x47 = x78+x79+x710+x711 x17+x27+x37+x47- x78-x79-x710-x711 = 0 Finally, we want to minimize the total cost: i.e., z= x15+ 1.09x16+1.26x17+0.89x25+1.32x26+1.17x27+... 5.39x78+6.35x79+5.70x710+4.87x711 subject to the below constraints x15+x16+x17 <= 1600 x25+x26+x27 <= 1100 x35+x36+x37 <= 1400 x45+x46+x47 <= 1900 x58+x68+x78 = 1200 x59+x69+x79 = 900 x510+x610+x710 = 1100 x511+x611+x711 = 1500 By using the computer, the solution is as follows: x16 = 1600, x25 = 400, x27 = 700, x35 = 1400, x46 = 600, x47 = 900 /a quantity of 400 remains undistributed since the total capacity of the distribution centers is 5600 and the production is 6000/ x59 = 900, x510 = 100 /a quantity 800 remains in Node 5/, x68 = 1200, x610 = 1000, x711 = 1500 /a quantity 100 remains in Node 7/ Minimum total cost z__min = 26186

How is this emo/scene? Prepare for a long speech or rant, whichever you prefer. Every time I show a friend what hair cut I want, they always say the same thing- I didn't know you were emo? Here are the so called requirements of Emo or scene or whatever people. I don't understand how picking one part of your looks means you fall under this 'category'. I'm not stereotyping either, since this is what everyone on the internet says they have: 1. INSANE hair cuts 2. stark contrasts in hair color- like black and pink 3. generally have lots of piercings and 'tattoos' 4. always carry Messenger Bags 5. Wear glasses (WTF? That's loads of people) 6. Converse sneakers 7. Tight Jeans 8. Studded Belts (Two or three at a time) 9. Cry a lot 10. Write poetry all the time 11. Always talk about hurting themselves and complaining 12. Shop at Hot topic 13. (this one is fairly new) Are in Love with Twilight 14. bandannas or huge hairclips 15. Like bands like Avenged Sevenfold 16. black nails 17. Have belt buckles or wallet chains 18. Wear armbands or arm sleeves -- First off, how can anyone be 'emo' in the first place? Isn't that a music genre?! Just doesn't make any since if you ask me. They could say they are a strange offspring of Gothic, but maybe not. I dunno, I've never even talked to one before. I decided a few years ago that when I turned 18 I was going to get a complete makeover (well just my hair and clothes really) and I decided to get something similar to this, only all blue. I chose something like this since I have a huge forehead and hate that I can't cover it (I've never had bands before): http://www.womenshairstylesonline.com/Hair/Gallery/Punky_Long_Hairstyle_80020.jpg 1. I'm in no way endorsing that everyone should have crazy ass rainbow colored hair, I want only one color (however I may change it every year or so to another color) at a time, but I really don't see what the big deal is anyway... It's just flippin' hair, and last I checked It was yours to do with as you pleased. 2. Sometimes two completely different colors do go good together, but only as highlights, not one strip of bright color on dark... but that's my opinion 3. I only have my ears pierced, like every other sane girl i know; and tattoos aren't really accepted in my religion. 4. I don't have a messenger bag anymore; just a computer bag (because I go to college and the only thing I want to carry is my Comp) and I don't know a single person who hasn't had a messenger/shoulder bag at some point. Yes that includes guys. 5. I DO wear glasses, and that's probably because I'm half blind! I don't see how wearing htem proves anything. Not everyone that wears glasses is smarty pants or a dork you know. 6. I used to Love my only pair of converse, I got them when I was 10- they were pink and white, and while I really don't like pink, I wore them anyway. I haven't worn converse since though... just regular sketchers or flats. 7. Wearing tight anything is just plain gross, especially if your a guy... doesn't look right at all and your only harming your you-know-what. 8. Who didn't stare at a studded belt one day and think dang that's just awesome! I don't have one, and I'm never paying $20 for a flippin' belt, but I still think their kinda cool. I do have a belt with metal skulls and crossbones on it though, but I only wear it when I actually need it. I'll love 'em until I die and you can't stop me! But I'll never wear two belts, that's just retarded. 9. I only cry when someone I know has died, or I'm watching an awesome action movie and the main character dies or someone he loves gets whacked (ex: Braveheart (I finally saw it yesterday lol), Gladiator, Clash of the Titans, Troy. These are all strangely in the same genre) And anyone (especially a teen boy) who cries for a silly reason is a complete and utter wussy. Sorry to be harsh, but I'm a girl and I don't even cry over stupid shit. 10. Oh, I write poetry all right, damn good poetry too… when I’m in English class! 11. If you want to cut yourself all the time, then why don't you just go ahead and throw yourself of a building? (mean I know, but really?) If you want to hurt yourself and your not starring in the next edition of Saw, then why are you wasting your own time? Maybe they could just try climbing a tall ladder and falling off and see how that feels as a test run. (little do they know jumping off a high building means you'll die of shock before you even splat on the ground. 12. I’m personally disgusted with how many posers there are at that store now, mind you I only walk past it when I hang at the mall with my friends, but you can see all kinds of annoying fangirls running around in there… and I blame it on harry potter and twilight. (no offense if you like them though, but I hope your not obsessed) 13. If your in love with Edward or whoever else is in that movie/book then great for you I guess, If your sole purpose in life is to conform to

Which do you like better? i know i asked this question earlier but these are different choices ^.^ 1) X-box 360 or WII 2) Cereal or Granola Bar 3) Bed or Couch 4)Guitar or Piano 5)Sausage or Spam 6) Markers or Paint 7)Blanket or Pillow 8)Long sleeves or sweaters 9)Jamba Juice or Starbucks 10) Home or School 11)Wood or Glass 12) Pink or Purple( Dudes dont have to answer if you dont want ) 13)Algebra or Geometry 14) Suspended from school for 5 days or Being grounded for 5 days 15) Coins or Paper money 16) Your Birthday or Christmas 17) Computer or Laptop 18) Candles or Dim-lighted lamp 19) Phone that can't hold music but ringtones or I-pod 20) Bean bag or Inflatable Chair happy bday mel ^.^

Is there anyway to make my alienware computer cheaper? this the alienware 15x that i customized. is there anyway i can make it cheaper and still play new games effectively? Software & Services SYSTEM COLOR Alienware M15x, Cosmic Black edit PROCESSOR Intel® Core™ i5-540M 2.53GHz (3.06Ghz Turbo Mode, 3M cache) edit OPERATING SYSTEM Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium, 64bit, English edit WARRANTY AND SERVICE 1 Year Advanced Service Plan plus Lojack edit Service blurb goes here. VIDEO CARD 1GB ATI Radeon™ Mobility HD 5730 edit LCD PANEL 15.6-inch WideHD+ 1600x900 (900p) WLED edit MEMORY 4GB Dual Channel DDR3 at 1066MHz edit HARD DRIVE 500GB SATAII 7,200RPM edit INTERNAL OPTICAL DRIVE Slot-Load Dual Layer DVD Burner (DVD+-RW, CD-RW) edit Dell Recommends Watch High Definition with an internal Blu-Ray player Upgrade to Slot-Loading Dual Layer Blu-ray Reader (BR-ROM, DVD+-RW, CD-RW) [Add $150.00 or $5.00/month1] BATTERY OPTIONS Primary - 6-cell (56Watt) Lithium-Ion Battery edit WIRELESS CARDS Intel WiFi Link 5300 802.11AGN Half Mini Card edit Personalize PERSONALIZED PLATE Personalized Nameplate (Nathan Mortimer) edit ALIENFX COLOR AlienFX Mars Red edit AVATAR Alienhead 3D edit OS CUSTOMIZATION AlienGUIse Theme Manager with Breed Theme edit OS CUSTOMIZATION Alienhead Chrome Red edit PRE-INSTALLED GAMES AND CLIENTS Steam and Portal™ Factory Installed edit GEAR STORE Orion Alienware Messenger Bag - Fits Laptops with Screen Sizes Up to 17-inch - Black edit AUTOMATIC UPDATES Automatic Updates: Critical Updates Only edit My Accessories OFFICE SOFTWARE Microsoft® Office Home and Student 2010 edit ENVIRONMENTAL OPTIONS Plant A Tree - Notebook, Netbook, Laser & Inkjet Printers, LCD Monitor Offset edit ENVIRONMENTAL OPTIONS Plant A Tree - Desktop Offset edit ALSO INCLUDED WITH YOUR SYSTEM SOUND OPTIONS Internal High-Definition 5.1 Surround Sound Audio BLUETOOTH Internal Bluetooth 2.1 Mini-Card - 2.1 Enhanced Data Rate Adobe Reader Acrobat SW Adobe Acrobat Reader and is there any better cheaper laptops anybody would recommend? thank in advance!!:P

How to get the top three things with the highest price? Let's say I have a table with two three columns.... id thing price 1 table $10.00 2 jacket $5.00 3 shoes $6.00 4 bag $15.00 5 pen $17.00 6 pencil $1.00 7 computer $20.00 8 stick $11.00 But how could I get the top three things with the high price using php? Please help...

rcm computer &laptops wolesales prices r u intrested buy ? Trice (15"Monitor) MRP - 27000 /- B.V. - 10000 With Window XP Home Edition Intel Pentium-D Processor 3.0 GHz (2x2 MB Cache), Intel 945 Chipset, 256 MB DDR2 RAM, 80 GB HDD, Lan on Board, MM Keyboard, Optical Mouse, Combo Drive, Speaker, Anti Virus (12 Month update). Promo (17" CRT Monitor) MRP - 28000 /- B.V. - 10000 With Window XP Home Edition Intel Pentium-D Processor 3.0 GHz (2x2 MB Cache), Intel 945 Chipset, 256 MB DDR2 RAM, 80 GB HDD, Lan on Board, MM Keyboard, Optical Mouse, Combo Drive, Speaker, Anti Virus (12 Month update). Prime (17" LCD Monitor) MRP - 34000 /- B.V. - 12000 With Window XP Home Edition Intel Pentium-D Processor 3.0 GHz (2x2 MB Cache), Intel 945 Chipset, 256 MB DDR2 RAM, 80 GB HDD, Lan on Board, MM Keyboard, Optical Mouse, Combo Drive, Speaker, Anti Virus (12 Month update). Epic Lap-Top MRP - 40900 /- B.V. - 10000 With Window-XP Home Edition, Intel Core Duo T2350 Processor 2 MB Cache, 1.86 GHz, Intel PRO/Wireless Network 802.11b/g, 512MB DDR2 RAM, 120 GB SATA HDD, DVD Super Multi Drive 14.1” WXGA TFT, 4 in 1 Card Reader, Express Card Slot, Li-ion Battery (6 cells), 10/100/1000 mbps Lan on Board, 56K Modem, Inbuilt Speaker System, Ports: 3 USB, 1*IEEE1394, 1*Ext MIC Input, 1*Ext Audio Out, 1*Ext SPDIF Out, Anti Virus (12 Months updates), Laptop Bag

is this a good computer for college? I'm going for engineering so I will need one to run CAD and I need a laptop. I'm afraid it might not be good enough to run CAD and I also fear it will be too big. I went to colleges visiting last year and everyone had netbooks and small laptops. This thing is 17'' but I don't think I can go any smaller and get the same type of performance for the price. It also doesn't fit in my backpack, I have to carry a big laptop bag. Will I look like a weirdo lugging it around to class? It's heavy but not much heavier than a regular laptop. I can't get a Mac CAD is a windows program and I'm not spending $2500+. http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Asus+-+Laptop+/+Intel%26%23174%3B+Core%26%23153%3B+i7+Processor+/+17.3%22+Display+/+6GB+Memory+/+500GB+Hard+Drive+-+Black/9741729.p?id=1218165344675&skuId=9741729

can i really get in trouble with the law 4 this or is he an idiot? ok so ive been in trouble with the law before and im on probabtion.... for some disorderlys and identity theft.... well last night my mom and her bf went out and i snuck in there room (which is usually locked) and i went on his computer he found out was MAD and put the computer in a bag and is gunna get it fingerprinted... and said im going to jail for that..... can i really im 17 btw...

I need a subject for my dance piece, it has to be something random and can't be something already used!? My Contemporary dance class requires us to come up with a subject for a dance piece, my last two were on paper bags and computer games, any idea on what i could do my dance about or any music that would be able to start me off. By the way im 17, so we are trying to use more controversial or random objects.

Can i take baby aspirin im 17 years old!!!?? 81 mg St. Joseph safety coated, the last one i took was the day before yesterday. i had migraines for 3 months but past 3 days the pain left what a miracle lol no head bang or any trauma it just came all over the sudden no vomit or weakness or blurry vision i ate 2 bags of chips ahoy this weekened that past i know what !! im 147 im a female im not fat just thick im black uh.. like i east junk but not all the time my mom cooks healthy family history is high blood pressure and high cholesterol that's it my mom is not fat she a health freak, father a body builder my sister skinny slim me just thick and have baad eating habits i don't sleep alot because since i got my computer fixed it came back on january 11 of this year so far i don't get it like i can't get out of computer last time i slept was like yesterday afternoon i know im crazy i need to stop really well later on this morning i had a pain left side of heart like not that bad just a tense can i take aspirin 81 mg is it safE?

which of these excuses in not doing your homework will a teacher accept? 1. I left it at home. 2. I left it at school overnight so I couldn't do it. 3. I was reading it on the way home and the wind blew it away. 4. It was in my pocket and mum/cleaning lady washed my uniform. 5. My brother/sister/friend made it into a paper aeroplane and it landed on the roof. 6. My mum/dad/brother/sister thought it was rubbish. 7. My brother/sister took it to show someone. 8. I mistook it for a letter and sent/emailed it overseas. 9. I sent it to a radio/TV station so they could do it for me on the air but they didn't send it back. 10. The sink was full of water and it fell in. 11. It fell in the kitty litter and the cat came along. 12. The dog/cat/hamster/bird/fish ate it. 13. I got mugged on the way home. 14. Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting. 15. It's here somewhere, I can't find it right now.(Be searching through desks and folders and bags.) 16. What homework? 17. I fed it to the pet/baby/one of those plants that can eat anything. 18. It must have fallen out of my folder/bag. 19. It's in my locker and the key's at home/in the locker. 20. I thought it was due tomorrow/next week. 21. I swapped bags/folders and I must have left it in the other one. 22. It flew out the car window. 23. I was too busy to do it. 24. The FBI/Federal Police needed it for vital evidence. 25. I didn't feel like doing it. 26. The computer exploded. 27. Someone told me there was no homework. 28. It spontaneously combusted and vaporised. 29. My brother/father/sister/mother need paper. 30. Coffe/tea/tomato sauce/oil spilt all over it. 31. It blew up and busted in my face. 32. Paint got splattered all over it. 33. We had to light the fire. 34. It was put in the paper shredder by accident. 35. The baby tore it up. 36. It was used as a rag. 37. My sibling's friend showed me how he could eat paper. 38. You (the teacher) left it here after I gave it in last lesson and another teacher threw it out by accident. 39. My mother peeled vegetables/changed the baby over it. 40. I lent it to my friend and he/she lost it.

Can my laptop be in the case when I fly? I'm traveling to NYC in 2 days, and want to make sure I can bring my laptop with me in its case. I'm flying Delta and their regulations for carry-ons are: 1 carry on (i'm using my small upright suitcase) 1 personal item...i.e.a male or female purse, a briefcase, a laptop/computer, a camera case, a diaper bag Does this mean I have to keep the laptop out of its case, or can I leave it in there and I'll be fine on the plane? I know you have to take it out of the bag at security. My laptop is a 17" Dell Inspiron 9300

Spanish Help! Please!? Warning: There is a checkbox at the bottom of the exam form that you MUST check prior to submitting this exam. Failure to do so may cause your work to be lost. THIS IS A TIMED EXAM! Click to see time remaining Question 1 (Matching Worth 20 points) Match the Spanish word to the correct English meaning. MatchTermDefinition 1 el alumno A) the male student 2 la alumna B) the notebook 3 el profesor C) the window 4 la profesora D) the backpack 4 1/2 el papel E) the table 5 el pupitre F) the boy 6 el escritorio G) the male teacher 7 a mesa H) the chair 8 la silla I) the ball point pen 9 el saco J) the diskette 10 el libro K) the bag 11 la ventana L) the teacher's desk 12 la puerta M) the book 13 el cuaderno N) the student desk 14 el disquete O) the female student 15 la mochila P) the female teacher 16 el ordenador Q) the paper 17 la computadora R) the computer (in Latin America) 18 el bolígrafo S) the computer (in Spain) 19 el muchacho T) the door Question 2 (Matching Worth 5 points) Match the Spanish word to the correct English meaning. MatchTermDefinition 20 la muchacha A) the girl 21 uno B) the pencil 22 once C) the compact disk 23 el lápiz D) eleven 24el disco compacto E) one Question 3 (Fill-In-The-Blank Worth 1 points) 25 Give the Spanish for the following item. PAPER el ________ Answer for Blank 1: Question 4 (Fill-In-The-Blank Worth 1 points) 26 Give the Spanish for the following item. COMPUTER la ________ Answer for Blank 1: Question 5 (Fill-In-The-Blank Worth 1 points) 27 Give the Spanish for the following item. PEN la ________ Answer for Blank 1: Question 6 (Fill-In-The-Blank Worth 1 points) 28 Give the Spanish for the following item. PENSIL el ________ Answer for Blank 1: Question 7 (Fill-In-The-Blank Worth 1 points) 29 Give the Spanish for the following item. BACKPACK la ________ Answer for Blank 1: Lol Notice the numbers are messed up so make sure you have the 4 1/2 answer becide a 4 1/2 like (4 = afds, 4 1/2 = grdzgh, 5 = gzxfh) thnks :]]]

Spanish Pronoun help.? How would I translate this and replace the the words with pronouns? 15. Turn the computer off! (tú) (the computer) 16. Put the carry on bag in the overhead compartment! (Ud.)(the carry on bad) 17. Give the phone card to me! (tú)(the phone card to me) 18. Buy the round trip ticket for him! (Uds.)(the round trip ticket for him) 19. Don’t tell me the truth! (tú)(me the truth) 20. Don’t give the life jacket to her! (Ud.)(the life jacket to her)

Name 20 things in your room lol? lol im so bored: 1.bed 2.cell phone 3.remote 4.laptop 5.lamp 6.fan 7. clothes everywhere 8.school bag 9. white board 10. shoes 11. blanket 12. drawings on wall 13. dead flowers hung upside down for decoration (very elegant to me) 14.water bottles 15.tv 16.hula hoop 17. empty Vans shoes box 18. computer chair 19. photo montage 20. andddd ME lol xD BE CREATIVE

Actual Label Instructions are these funny or what? In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products: 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!) 12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?) 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!) 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?) 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?) 17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.) 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?) 19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.) 20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?) 21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!) 22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. 23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. 24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. 25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. 26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

Urgent Spanish Help please? I know its alot but my daughter really wants to learn this stuff and i need help with this, I will post another random question in 3 days after the first person to answer these correctly posts, so i can give you more points for helping me. Just put the Correct number by the english term by the correct one. Thank you so Much! Matching Answer Potential Matches: 1: the male teacher 2: the male student 3: the bag 4: the table 5: the computer (in Latin America) 6: the female student 7: the book 8: the notebook 9: the window 10: the backpack 11: the female teacher 12: the computer (in Spain) 13: the student desk 14: the chair 15: the door 16: the boy 17: the paper 18: the diskette 19: the teacher's desk 20: the ball point pen : el alumno : la alumna : el profesor : la profesora : el papel : el pupitre : el escritorio : la mesa : la silla : el saco : el libro : la ventana : la puerta : el cuaderno : el disquete : la mochila : el ordenador : la computadora : el bolígrafo : el muchacho

The lights on my laptop won't turn on! Help? Ok, firstly, I have a Dell Inspiron 1705 laptop, with a 17' inch screen, 2G RAM, and Intel Duo Core Processors. A few minutes ago, it slipped out of my bag and fell about 2 feet to the floor, landing on the top side. After examinging it, I noticed that the only thing really wrong with it is that the lights that display such things as whether the computer's being charged, or Caps, Num, and Scroll Lock, as well as the power and loading light do not turn on when they should be on. The Wi-Fi light is still on... but thats about it. What can I do at this point? Do I need a professional to repair it or is it something I can fix myself...?

HEY! I have problems with my U3 Sandisk Micro Cruzer 2GB memory stick...HELP!!!? I bought this flash stick 2 months ago and it was working fine! But just now, just today= Jan19,2007 I had a problem. I plug-in my stick to 2 computers where my stick normally works, but this time it doesn't work. None of those computers read my memory stick, no U3 program launches and there was no light(the orange light) in my memory stick when I plug it in. Could you tell what's the possible problem??? I just left it for one day in my bag. I used it last wednesday-January 17, 2007 and it worked fine!! I used it for my claymation project!!! I really can't understand why this is happening!! I'm currently using WinXP home!! I have another memory stick that is only 512MB and it works fine! the computer recognizes it so it means that the USB port is fine. I also tried the other USB ports on the back of my CPU; the 512MB memory stick works fine but the 2Gb memory stick doesn't. The last program that I saved in my 2Gb memory stick is from NeroVisionExpress. Can-disNeroProgramaffect mystick?

College Backpack Help? What is the best backpack around that is most suitable for College? I am looking for a backpack that can hold a 17" laptop but yet at the same time be able to hold all my other school materials such as books, textbooks, binders, and notebooks all at once. I am looking for a large bag...i was looking at some Targus computer backpacks and Swiss Gear...but I do not know which one is best? Any adivce/help on the right one? Please send link if available.... P.S. Price is not very important I am looking on spending from anywhere between $50-90......not more than $100 though

What should I do about my roommate's annoying girlfriend? Please, please help!!!? I moved in with a friend of mine a few months ago. When he proposed the idea to move in, it seemed like a good idea that would benefit the both of us. Since then he has started seeing a girl who stays over all the time. ALL THE TIME, even when he's at work. The best way to give you the whole story is to break it down: 1) I no longer carpool with him because he drives her to work, adding an hour and 20 minutes to my commute. In the odd occasion I do carpool with them, I immediately get the backseat, filled with garbage and clothes, and feel completely like a third wheel as they play loud music and speak softly to each other so I can't hear. 2) I can't use the bathroom, because she is always in there, either showering or doing whatever it is she does. 3) I keep all of my bathroom toiletries (toothbrush, shampoo, razor, soap, towels, feminine products, etc.) in my room because all of the shelves and shower caddies are filled with her stuff. 4) They go grocery shopping and cook, only for them, and fill the refrigerator with the dirty pots filled with leftovers they never eat. They also push my food to the back of the fridge and sometimes help themselves to my food. 5) They leave the dishes in the sink for days. In fact they recently went away together and left the sink full. 6) She seldom talks to me when we are alone at home, but when he comes home she is extraordinarily loud. Recently, they came home together and started play-fighting loudly, she tried to "get back at him" by splashing the water from a water bottle at him and hit me. Another instance, I came out of my room to find the two of them play-fighting in the living room, covered in whipped cream, with the floor and furniture to match. 7) She does not pay any bills, but leaves all the lights on and plays music and watches tv all day. 8) Our rooms are at opposite ends of the apartment, and her laughs, screams, and utterances during sex, wake me up, even when both of our doors are closed. 9) I can't cook because she's preparing food for her and my roommate. She takes up all of the oven ranges and the kitchen table. 10) They bought plants and put them outside my room, which lately, has been attracting insects. 11) She never goes out with friends and her whole life revolves around him. She "lives" with her parents and from what I see, hasn't seen her parents in months. 12) She changed all the furnishings, and bathroom accessories, leaving no room for my things, and making me feel like I have no say in the apartment. 13) The only time they are home and quiet is when they are whispering to each other. For example, one time they decided to sit outside by my window, which was open, and whispered to each other complaining about me and why I don't walk his dog, who has been walked once since I moved in. 14) After I washed my mug one day, (because I wash my dirty dishes) she took it, put it on his desk and put his pens in it. 15) They are always in the living room and ask me to "give them privacy", making me uncomfortable to leave my room, even if to go to the bathroom. 16) My clothes, unless they are on my person, are only in my room- as are my shoes, bags, school books, computer. She feels free to leave her purses, computer, shoes, clothes, nail polish, papers, even her mail (sent to both my apartment and her parent's apartment [get this, because we work together my roommate told me I shouldn't get my mail sent to my apartment, so I have to get my mail from my ex's house, a huge inconvenience, but yet she gets all the mail she wants there and she works with us too!]) 17) I took the day off from work once because I had the flu, she decided, as he was at work, that it would be a good time to put up some pictures, so as I'm trying to sleep, my lullaby is her hammering against my walls. She stopped for 10 minutes and I managed to fall asleep, but I was woken up by her coming into my room and asking to borrow my screwdriver. 18) Speaking of putting up pictures, one day they were play-fighting in the living room (you can always tell because there is usually some laughter, a whiney "OW-WAH! Babyyyy....", a small crash, and a "playful" scream) which backs to my room, and their actions actually made one of my paintings fall off of the wall and onto my bed. 19) She also decided to put christmas lights in the front of the house, to have year-round (it's May now...), which beams light into my bedroom, as supplied by the electric company that I pay for and that she does not. 20) As I mentioned before, I don't rely on carpooling with them. Here's why: (a) when I was carpooling with her, as a favor to my roommate, she decided to stay late at work. I waited for her for a total of 4 hours. However, when we had agreed to carpool one day, they decided to leave work early together, and not tell me. (b) Another day, I got up extra early, to shower, make Apparently my rant got cut off, I am looking for a new place, but until I find one that fits my budget, what can I do?

Random questions? 1. Speedo or skinny dipping? 2. Do you like pie? 3. Are you typing on the computer right now? 4. Beach: yes or no? 5. CHUCK NORRIS? 6. Is this the 17 question? 7. Are you sitting on a been bag chair necked eating cheese doodles? 8. Are you 100+ years old? 9. Yes or no? 10. Subway or Culvers? Answer

some good guinea pig toys? these are some GREAT guinea pig toys 1) A balled up piece of blank computer paper. (Anything colored may contain harmful dyes). 2) Empty toilet paper rolls or paper towel tubes. Many pigs love to gnaw on these, carry them around the cage, etc. 3) Same as number 2, but with a slit up the side and stuffed with hay. 4) Bird toys. Some like them to hang from their cages in various spots. Other guinea pigs prefer them laying on the floor of the cage so that they can pick them up and shake them all about. 5) Ping Pong balls, tennis balls, ferret balls (or cat balls that don't have small parts that can be chewed through and swallowed). Some piggies enjoy nudging these around their cages. 6) Ferret hammocks and ferret sleeping bags. You can buy these any pet store that sells ferret supplies, or you can make your own. 7) Stuffed animals. 8) Empty old sock. Some cavies like to drag one around the cage with them. 9) Old sock stuffed with hay. 10) Large Chubes are fun for them to run through and chew. 11) Hidey Houses are great to run through and climb upon. 12) Pieces of PVC pipe for them to climb through, hide in, climb on, etc. 13) Large piles of hay to hide in, sleep in, and of course EAT! 14) Cinder blocks make great hiding places AND keep them cooler in the summer. 15) The largest size plastic Igloo ("Pigloos," if you will) sold by pet stores. 16) Large "Fiddle Sticks" sold by pet stores make great hiding places. 17) Empty brown paper bags make great hiding places as well as something fun to chew on. 18) Empty cardboard boxes. Larger ones make great "houses," and smaller ones filled with a few food pellets make great "rattles" for your piggie to toss about. 19) Cuddle Cups can be found at most pet stores and make great "beds" for your guinea pigs. 20) Mirrors. Some guinea pigs like to look at their own reflections. 21) Towels/blankets draped strategically around the cage can create fun "caverns" for them to hide/play in. 22) Wooden toys such as alphabet blocks, wooden spoons, etc.

Mother/daughter relationships? I recently gave up my home (and essentially my whole life) so I could move into my mums house to be her carer and I'm starting to resent her so much. Initially she needed me because she broke a hip, but that's healed now and she needs me around because she has severe arthritis in both her knees which gives her serious mobility problems and she needs a Zimmer frame or crutches to walk. She tends to sit down ALL the time and very rarely moves out of her chairs, in fact as far as she's concerned she's getting exercise if she gets up and goes to the toilet! Her doctor has said she needs to "use it or lose it" about her knees and she's already losing it because her legs are wasting away. She's only 5ft tall but weighs about 17 and a half stone so she desperately needs exercise. I've tried coaxing her but she won't listen and all I really want to do is scream "You're a lazy fat bag" at her. She won't do anything, except eat and watch TV or use her computer. Any advice? (She's 69.) I also have trouble getting her to take a shower. Ideally I'd like her to go in at least every two days, but she's stubborn and will only go in every 3 - 4 weeks, which is really disgusting. She doesn't smell particularly sweet sometimes and it's not nice being near her. She should have gone in the shower two days ago but she's still dragging her heals about it. And when I ask her if she's cleaned her teeth she says "Yes, a few days ago" or "I have but it was a while ago". The doctor says she's not depressed or anything, she just horrifically lazy and I'm just about ready so start swearing at her out of simple frustration! I have tried and TRIED to get her to a day care centre but she won't go! I can understand that because it'll be like a first day at a new school, but I'd like her to go if only for company. Most of her friends have died and she doesn't know many people now. I've done my best for her for years and she just doesn't listen when I tell her she's doing herself real harm by not getting any exercise. I ask her to walk up and down the garden path just to look at all the bulbs that are flowering but she can't be arsed to do that even. She says "I'll do it tomorrow" and that's the end of it. I've tried being positive over and over and over with no effect. The doctor says I'm doing the right thing and I should keep on trying but when you get nowhere it's hard to carry on. She has severe circulation problems through lack of exercise and she whines about being cold even though she sits beside a radiator, but she can't see that if she moved a bit she'd warm up. I want to scream Useless info, my mum may have arthritic knees but I have an arhritic spine as well as a prolapsed disc, trapped nerve, a slight curvature, osteophytes and a disease that's making the vertebrae crumble away, yet I manage, although I do need strong painkillers every day, even just to get out of bed. Thank you all for your caring answers. I would dearly love to move out but although she's not demented or anything like that she is a danger to herself because there's been times in the past when she has tried to cook for herself and has walked off and left a frying pan on a ring a couple of times and it's caught fire. I don't fry food for her so I expect that's why she tried for herself. Also, she is very good at emotional blackmail, and she can sulk like no-one else I know. She's my mum and I'll always love her but really there are times when I wouldn't care if I never saw her again.

is this the type of guy you would date? he is 17, he never had a girlfriend, he only goes out like twice a month, he loves playing poker on the internet (he stays on the computer about 4 hours everyday), he likes kickboxing and basketball but doesnt box or play much...we have a boxing bag at home but he never uses it. so is this the type of guy you would date??? p.s he's quite good looking if youre wondering. p.s. he is really funny, he can make ur belly ache from laughing in like 15 mins :)

Isn't this humilliating? I went to take the test to get my drivers permit and I failed it for 3 questions. I didn't study for it but when I woke up in the morning I just felt like going because I was bored, lol. When I was there I had all documents but I didn't have the proofs of address, I was in the line and there was only one person and I was like freaking out and then I looked into my bag (the one I use to go to school) and there was a salvation!!! it was soooo random, I had a letter from BYU (yeah, that one rocks and I'll go there) and my report card with my grades and my address and they said, OK. I got my eye exam and I passed it! WEIRD. well, I was so possitive and used my modelling skills for the picture and I was cool in my computer and then at the end it said: you got 14/17... that sucks! only 3 more. Dang!!! How many times did you have to take it? How lucky were you? By the way, I'm not depressed about that, lol, I'm just bored ^_^

I already posted this but I wanna see more answers, they're funny!!!? I already posted this earlier, but I wanna see more answers. Match your b-day up, and figure out your phrase! Mine is: I dated my Granny because it's what everyone else is doing.........WOW....lol FUNNY PHRASES!!! > Pick the month you were born: > January..... I danced with > February... I sniffed > March....... I farted on > April......... I dated > May.......... I kisses > June......... I hugged > July.......... I hit > August...... I gave a back rub to > September. I threw a party for > October..... I sang to > November. I ran over > December.. I beat up > > Pick the day (number) you were born on: > 1............. A puppy > 2............. A computer > 3..............Your mom > 4............. A refrigerator > 5............. A doctor > 6............. Paris Hilton > 7............. My pillow > 8..............A garbage man > 9............. My best friends' boyfriend > 10............ My neighbor > 11............ My teacher > 12............ A pickle > 13............ My best friend > 14............ A barf bag > 15............ A hobo > 16............ A pickle > 17............ Your dad > 18............ My Granny > 19............ A shoe > > 20............ a lamp > 21............ A the Jonas brothers > 22............ Chuck Norris > 23............ A noodle > 24............ A squirrel > 25............ A football player > 26............ My sister > 27............ My brother > 28............ An ear lobe > 29............ A surfer > 30............ A llama > 31............A Hamburger > > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: > White...... it's what everyone else is doing > Black....... Because I felt the urge to > Pink......... Because I couldn't help myself > Red......... Because the voices in my head told me to. > Blue......... It's what I've always wanted to do > Green...... Because I think I need some serious > help. > Purple..... Because I'm an idiot > Gray........ Because Big Bird said to and he's > my leader. > Yellow ..... I saw Barney doing it > Orange .... I felt inspired > Brown..... that's just how cool I am > other....... Because I can't control myself

whos the werdest or funnyest jion up !? your month: January: i smelt February: i saw March: i met April: i kissed May: i found June: I ate July: I ran over August: i read September: i pulled October: a sat on November: i broke December: i smiled at date: 1: A dust bin 2: a surfer 3 a girl 4 a newsround presenter 5 a diamond 6 a chair leg 7 a computer 8 a keyboard 9 a homeless guy 10 a plastic bag 11 a bike 12 a crayon 13 a dora the exporer book 14 a phone 15 a pair of slippers 16 a banana 17 a cup 18 a clock 19 a photo 20 a tissue paper 21 a sofa 22 a cushion 23 a painting 24 a TV 25 a house 26 a jug 27 a lazytown DVD 28 a table cloth 29 a pen 30 a toy car 31 a pokemon whats your favroute colour: orange: because im pretty purple: because im clever pink: because im musical blue!: because im funny green: because im dirty black!: because im kind grey: because im silly red: because i take over the teacher brown: because im adventurous others: because im fashionable you are not getting you info do any dates you like at jion them up to make the funnyest one god! john ried is getting best answer

I need help with math homework plz.? 1. A football team’s coach predicts that his team will win 9 out of 10, or 90%, of its games.  Which method did he most likely use to make this prediction?        equally likely outcomes        intuition        law of large numbers        probability        relative frequency 2. John runs a computer software store.  He counted 128 people who walked by his store in a day, 60 of whom came into the store.  Of the 60, only 21 bought something in the store.  Estimate the probability that a person who walks by the store will enter the store.  Round your answer to the nearest hundredth.         0.63        0.30        0.47        0.16        0.58 3. Plain candies come in various colors.  Assume that the distribution of colors for plain candies is as follows: ColorPurpleYellowRedOrangeGreenBlueBrown Percent17%20%19%8%10%7%19% Suppose you have a large bag of plain candies and you take one candy at random.  Find the probability that the candy is either purple or green, if the probability that you take purple candy is 0.17 and the probability that you take green candy is 0.10.  Round your answer to the nearest hundredth.        0.02        0.27        0.37        0.29        0.15 4. You draw two cards from a standard deck of 52 cards and replace the first one before drawing the second.  Find the probability of drawing a 4 for the first card and a 9 for the second card.  Round your answer to the nearest thousandth. (Points: 5)        0.006        0.039        0.019        0.155        0.026 5. How many sequences contain exactly three heads when you flip a coin five times?        2        15        10        8        12 6. Barbara is a research biologist for Green Carpet Lawns.  She is studying the effects of fertilizer type, temperature at time of application, and water treatment after application.  She has four fertilizer types, three temperature zones, and five water treatments to test.  Determine the number of different lawn plots she needs in order to test each fertilizer type, temperature range, and water treatment configuration.        12        3        24        4        60 7. The college hiking club is having a fundraiser to buy new equipment for fall and winter outings.  The club is selling Chinese fortune cookies at a price of $3 per cookie.  Each cookie contains a piece of paper with a different number written on it.  A random drawing will determine which number is the winner of a dinner for two at a local Chinese restaurant.  The dinner is valued at $39.  Since fortune cookies are donated to the club, we can ignore the cost of the cookies.  The club sold 722 cookies before the drawing.  Lisa bought 33 cookies.  Lisa's expected earnings can be found by multiplying the value of the dinner by the probability that she will win.  What are Lisa's expected earnings?  Round your answer to the nearest cent.        $1.87        $1.18        $37.22        $1.78        $39.00 8. The college hiking club is having a fundraiser to buy new equipment for fall and winter outings.  The club is selling Chinese fortune cookies at a price of $2 per cookie.  Each cookie contains a piece of paper with a different number written on it.  A random drawing will determine which number is the winner of a dinner for two at a local Chinese restaurant.  The dinner is valued at $37.  Since fortune cookies are donated to the club, we can ignore the cost of the cookies.  The club sold 725 cookies before the drawing.  Lisa bought 15 cookies.  Lisa's expected earnings are $0.77.  How much did she effectively contribute to the hiking club?        $16.22        $32.43        $12.53        $14.23        $29.23 9. Suppose in a carnival game, there are six identical boxes, one of which contains a prize.  A contestant wins the prize by selecting the box containing it.  Before each game, the old prize is removed and another prize is placed at random in one of the six boxes.  Is it appropriate to use the binomial probability distribution to find the probability that a contestant who plays the game five times wins exactly twice?  Check each of the requirements of a binomial experiment.        Yes, the five trials are independent, repeated under the same conditions, have only two outcomes, and have the same probability of success.        No, the five trials are independent, repeated under the same conditions; have only two outcomes but they do not have the same probability of success.        Yes, the five trials are dependent, repeated under the same conditions, have only three outcomes, and have the same probability of success.        No, the five trials are dependent, repeated under the same conditions; have only two outcomes, but they do not have the same probability of success.        No, the five trials are independent, have only two outcomes, and thnx cmdcory i kinda figured 1 was probability

diary of a house husband? ). Make the beds...... What a waste of effort, we're only going to sleep in them again tonight. Forget that. Scratch one. 2). Pick up dog poop in yard....... It snowed last night, I don't see any dog poop, kids do you see any dog poop? Scratch two. 3). Drop your shirts off at the cleaners....... Duhh I'm on vacation I don't need them. Scratch three. This is easy, what's the fuss. Think I'll go on the computer for a while. 4). Clean out Tupperware cabinet....... Uhhhh that's a hard one. GOT IT, velcro on the door will keep them closed. Scratch four. 5). Mop kitchen floor..... The dog licked up that sugar spill from breakfast, floor looks clean to me. Scratch five. Good doggie go play in the yard. She just loves rolling in the snow. 6). Find something fun for the kids to do..... That tin foil in the microwave thing was kinda fun. Scratch six. This is way too easy I'll have lots of time for the computer 7). Vacuum the carpets...... That's a hard one....... Hey kids wanna have some more FUN. Scratch seven. 8). Feed kids lunch..... Hey kids, don't you have a friends house to go too? YESSSS Scratch eight !! 9). Clean out hallway closet...... Hmmmm another hard one. That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door. Outta sight outta mind. Hmmmm this other stuff can go under a bed. Scratch nine. Boy O Boy am I good, lunch time. Pour some chili into the cracker bag & eat. Taaa daaa no lunch dishs 10). Do laundry..... no problem I can do that while I'm on the computer Scratch ten. 11). Fold laundry..... dang Ya know I never noticed how many pink things this family actually wears. Gonna have to ask da little lady why she buys me pale pink underwear?? Check this out a cashmere barbie sweater, cool. Scratch eleven. 12) Put the laundry away.... Baskets in bedrooms work for me. Scratch twelve. This is way too easy. Wonder why women always complain about house work??? 13). Water the Christmas tree... Oop's!... good thing the carpet is absorbent. Scratch thirteen. 14). Grocery shopping, Buy toilet paper....... These old newspapers will do, besides, that's recycling & that's good for the earth.... Scratch fourteen. 15). Pick up the kids ...... Yeah right; we're talking about my kids here. Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They'll be back. Scratch fifteen. Wonder who's on the computer. I have plenty of time. 16). Make dinner..... Easy, "Hello do you deliver ? uhhh double that, Ya know we will need more dinner tomorrow". Scratch sixteen. 17). Clean out the dog house...... duhh the dog sleeps in our bed, Like that needs to be done. Scratch seventeen. WOW all done. Man this is sooooo easy. Still time for some more puter and a nap..... Women must complain about house work just to make us guys think they're working. Wish I was a chick ! hurting.... i know women do the work this is men...LOL

Some actual label instructions? 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY T O S S I N G OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. 17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.) 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?) 19. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!) 20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. 21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. 22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. 23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. 24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. 25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY actually i've pasted this from another question here cause it's the first thing that made me laugh today so i apologize to the original questioner and i hope you enjoy it...

I gots un Problema plz help? i have 17.37 left in my bank account and i am flat broke i am thinking of either using that money to buy food for the next couple of days until i eventually starve OR buy my friends guitar hero 3 that he said he would give to me for 15 with the guitar and a bag of chips this way i will die happy which should i get plz answer quickly i can only come to this library computer a few mins a couple of times a day

Searching for a laptop... you mind giving me some help....? Alright, i myself am searching but i really don't know what i am looking for. when it comes to computer i do know alot but if you were talking to me about very very specific stuff then that where you lose me. which in turn makes it hard for me make it clear as to the laptop that i am searching for and i am sorry for that. Here is what minor details as to what i am searching for and the expectations that i have for it... ~Good Sound ~Great visual Quality, the kind where it doesn't matter what kind of game your playing the graphics are good even if the game is not. 'Company maker doesn't matter, but i like Microsoft's setup and design, Mac is complex for me to operate and i might have my friend hack it just to get it the point where i would be able to operate it. ~14-17 inch screen, as long as it can but put in a teenagers bag idc. ~fast ~memory is big ~Price range = anywhere at or slightly about, or even better, below 700, perforable below 700 Please none of that "get your free computer free" BS, report it if there is... plz Also, refurbished is something i would look into... anytime if i need to place any more information don't hesitate to ask... i will be searching also... either way someone is goin to get points... lol THANKS BIG TIME!!! :)

I keep getting beat up i need some help? im 10 and im not strong or good at sports like running im mostly at home on my computer, i walk home alone cz no 1 in my class likes me and theres 2 ways to walk home the short way p the road or the long way go threw the woods and under a brige in an ally , i normaly walk the long way to try and keep fit but a few weeks ago these men/kids about 17 were there and one grabbed me and sed hello pretty boy whats in your bag and i replied "its the girls that are pretty us men are considerd smart" then he hit me in my face and wne tthrew my bag and his m8s started kicking me, this has happend every time i walk home now threw the woods and the other night they followed me home and nicked the food out of my kitchen ... i dont want them to nick my food . but bi keep getting beaten up and they keep nicking stuff out of my bag and i dont no what to do pease help :( im not scared of telling my parents but my dad run off years ago and my mums always drinking and she always goes out after takeing something called the big E

Concealed Carry computer bag? Can anyone help me find a computer bag that has a holster for a handgun, that fits a 17" computer and is less than $100??

What r the things we learn from the movies? 1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You will always choose the right one. 3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the Communications system of any invading alien society. 4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight Involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. 7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off - even while scuba diving. 11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 16. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. If u have learnt other things from the movies , add them :) Leptad yes I 've posted this months before in the movies category to make fun there , but i forgot the funniest category of all ; this one ;)

Dark Bags under Eyes? A big problem? Hey guys!: I'm 17 and I'm starting to worry about some dark-ish [not so dark] but puffy bags under my eyes lately. I guess I don't sleep well, I get up around 6-6:30 and sleep usually no later than 12, depends. But I usually sleep late and sleep in late on the weekends. This has never happened to me before, and I'm worried that it might be a health problem. I am a little addicted to my new laptop lately, and my mom thinks it's because I'm too much on the computer [since my eyes do hurt a little too] and that I don't drink enough water. I don't know. I can try getting rid of them, but It'll be more calming to know it wasn't something serious. I heard usually old people get them? All your answers would be appreciated =)

Who thinks I'm Miley Cyrus's #1 fan ever!!? I went to 17 concerts My walls have 750 miley BIG posters and 1500 small ones I have 347 posters not up I have all the concert suvineers i have seen each episode 275 times my locker,gym locker, and band locker WON most covered locker w/ miley and hannah pics all over i get made fun of for being such a BIG fan and ppl call me a stalker I know everything about her even what sizes she wears and what deoderant she uses I have: custum HM ipod,cell,pillow,t's,computer,ski's,and more i have HM or MC: knit shorts times 29 knit (tight t's) 57 socks 34 Undies and undergarmets ALL posters Over 2000 microphone clovk frame games for wii. ds 3 board, computer pens giant pen bedspread couch bags 19 laptop signed 3d movie premier packet I went to 3d mocie 9 times i preorderd it i have all dvd's i have ALL cd's I have 45 packs of Trading cards i have 17 pairs of hm pj's i have all the HM books I have all the Miley Booka i have the cyrus virus i am mileyworld mem ect i have 27 HM binders hm electric and acustic gutair hm tv hm stero i am a member of all miley fan clubs my cats name is Miley miley is my IDOL i have miley stationary hm erasers hm hair clips headbands table chiar comfy chair swimming suite hm hat hm not books folders shampoo condetioner, lotion, perfume, makeup coat sweatshirt fan flag ski helmet and more ask and ill answer thanks Mileys #1 fan I'm sorry i can;t enter contest without knowing its real

My friend wants your opinion on a short story she's writing...? My friend isn't allowed to have a yahoo so she emailed this to me to post on here to ask for advice and what you think of it soo far. I told her it was good but she wants other opinions. Please help her. Oh yeah and this story is in different points of views of people and the points of view are on the top of each section. And please constructive critism if you want to be rude. okay here it is... …………………………………………… May Sometimes I feel alone, even if I am surrounded by people. It feels like no one cares. And it all started when we (my family and I) found out that my 17 year old sister, Kara, was pregnant. …………………………………………… Kara Well, I do not admit that the baby was a mistake. You see it was sort of planned. I had actually been wanting a baby for 2 years, but that is just a secret that the family shouldn’t know.  And then I was in for a total shock… …………………………………………… Mark Okay, after I got Kara pregnant I felt like it was my responsibility to help her, and I actually sat down thinking. Tonight, was the time to make my move. *** “Okay, Mark what do you want?” Kara asked me. “Kara, since I got you pregnant I would like to, I mean it would be a good idea if we, uh um,” I stuttered. “Mark, hurry up, this baby isn’t getting younger.” “Kara, I think that we should get married.” I saw her eyes swell up with tears and I didn’t know what to think. …………………………………………… Kara I could not believe my ears. Mark asked me to marry him! He didn’t know my pregnancy was planned! I didn’t know what to do, so I just broke down. “Are you okay, Kara?” Mark looked like he regretted asking me. “I am okay. Just wonderful.” “So is that a yes?” “Yes Mark I will marry you.” Too bad I didn’t know what trouble that would cause. …………………………………………… May I can not believe that Kara and Mark are getting married. Kara told me yesterday after her date with Mark last night and I totally flipped. She made me promise not to tell mom and dad yet, but I don’t think I could keep this in very longer. It is so surprising. I grinned as I sat down on my computer chair, I grabbed my notebook and a pen and I started working on a list of what to do to Kara’s room after she moved out. It looked a little like this: Kara’s room: Party room? Items needed: Disco Ball, long table, flashy stuff, huge fish tank, Piñata Sleepover room? Items needed: Microwave, a at least 21” TV, candy stand, (table filled with candy)extra sleeping bags. Oh man was I excited! ……………………………………………

My niece's chat logs? A cause for concern? I was going through the files on the family computer, and I came across this. It's a chat log, my niece (who is my legal guardian) apparently had with a neighbor girl (who's my best friend's daughter) after an argument of ours. Is it a cause for concern, or should I leave it alone? mel says (21:10): no screw him elisa says (21:11): SEND HIM A BAG OF UR P00P IN DA MAIL mel says (21:11): i will mel says (21:11): my aunt called me a whore 2day elisa says (21:11): WTF Y elisa says (21:11): wat happend mel says (21:12): BCUZ IM WEARING THESE SHORTZ mel says (21:12): AND SHE WAS LIKE mel says (21:12): U LOOK QUITE PROMISCUOUS mel says (21:12): AND I WAS LIKE U LOOK PROMISCUOUS elisa says (21:12): lool elisa says (21:12): wat did she say mel says (21:12): SHE WAZ LIKE DO TEACFHERS ALLOW U 2 WEAR THOSE @ SCHOOL??????? mel says (21:12): AND IM LIKE ILL WEAR WAT I WANT elisa says (21:13): lool mel says (21:13): wat a hoe elisa says (21:13): if i wer in ur position i wud get a piec of papr, draw a bloodied handprint on it and writ in childish lettrz "UR NExT" and leav it undr her pillow elisa says (21:13): along wit a flavord condom, just 2 confus her mel says (21:13): LOL WTF elisa says (21:13): imagin gettin gdat, it wud make absolutely no sens mel says (21:14): lool wel im going 2 get killed 2night..............on the bright side, i can use this beautiful flavored condom before dying!!! elisa says (21:15): loooooooooooooool mel says (21:15): mayb the condom is poisonous elisa says (21:15): loool No imagin like getting an unwrappd condom elisa says (21:15): and putting it ovr a flower mel says (21:15): and if u give some1 a bj with it u die mel says (21:15): looool wtf elisa says (21:16): loooooooooooooool a condom over a flower undr ur pillow along wit a death threat and a bloodied handprint from ur niec omfg loooool i feel so crazy rite now elisa says (21:16): a pink condom mel says (21:16): loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool wtf mel says (21:16): over a blue rose elisa says (21:17): looooooool elisa says (21:17): and take like polaroids elisa says (21:17): of ur face elisa says (21:17): like closeups elisa says (21:17): and make it so elisa says (21:17): dat dey covr evry inch of their wall mel says (21:17): looooooooool dats so ****** creepy elisa says (21:17): i am actually loolign rite now mel says (21:18): me 2 lool mel says (21:18): p00p elisa says (21:18): im p0000000000000000ping mel says (21:18): p00ping irl elisa says (21:18): p00ping outloud elisa says (21:19): p00pcopter mel says (21:19): my p00pcoptr goes p00p p00p p0op

Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.? A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner. At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist. Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment. Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted. Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose? English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear! In a Beauty Shop: Dye now! In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs. In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here. In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges. In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness. In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels. In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour! In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken. In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait. In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here? Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push. On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin. On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.) On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut. On a roller coaster: Watch your head. On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable. On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot. On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card... On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you. On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte. On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques. Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome. Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1. Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming. Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner. Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak. Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak. Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed. Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you. This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to. Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber. ======================================== International Signs (Mis-Translations) ======================================== Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily. Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions. Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. Germany's Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service. Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises. Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself. Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways. Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American. Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases. Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own ass?. Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run. Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway. Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more.. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. I know they repeat themselves. I got this off of a web site and i copy and pasted it!!!

I'm turning 18 soon, and I plan on leaving my parents. What all should I do? I'm 17 now but I'll be 18 in 7 days and I don't plan on saying here any longer. It's not that I don't love my parents but I don't want to mooch off of them any longer. 17 years is long enough and now that I think about it I've used up way too much money in those 17 years and I figure if I leave my family will have more money and won't have to worry about taking care of me. Anyway, I don't have a job or a car (can't afford a car and my parents won't let me look for a job until I leave). I don't have any money either but I don't care I just want to get out of this place. So, what should I do? I've already packed a small bag full of some of my clothes(I'm leaving all of my games, computer and such here because I can't carry it and it's just using up space for now) and I'm not sure what else to bring or where to start once I leave. I don't want to go to any of my friends to stay either because I heard that can ruin a friendship. Basically, what should I bring/do before leaving home? What jobs are available to people who didn't finish high school?

do u think this is fair? At home i'm required to do some household chores (e.g. changing garbage bags, taking out grabage, recycling, vacuuming ect.) I don't mind doing these chores at all. The problem is that she expects me to do it IMMIDIATELY after she asks. I'll be in the middle of homework, conversation, video game, ect. and she expects me to come almost instantaneously. When im in the middle of something she just asks me to come change the garbage bag and gets extremely anoyed if i don't within 20 seconds. on top of that she doesnt want to pay for the normal sized bags so we use tiny shopping bags that need to be changed very frequently. Also whenever she has even ONE article of recycling she asks me to take it out to the bin which i think is really dumb... For example yesterday i was in the middle of writing my resume that had to be done by today which i was already short on time with and then she forced me to get off it and come to put some stupid pictures she took and put them on her computer. I finaly told her that she was being absolutely unreasonable and then she was yelling at me for half an hour about how nothing should matter exept what she requests (i'm fairly certain this had something to do with the fact that she was on her period but anyway...) anyways i just kept quiet while she was talking on about how she had a harder childhood and how i have it so easy. (trying to make me feel guilty) What do you think i should do/say? Do you think she could have some kind of medical condition? I'm 17 years old and i love my mom and i don't want to hurt her any helpful advice would be greatly appreciated

Poll!computers or books. ? Hey! Here is a poll i call computers or books. 1. cat or dog 2. mountain dew or sprite 3. demi lovato or selena gomez 4. summer or winter 5. would you rather go out with the guy you like or earn 75,000$ 6. writer or singer? 7. plastic bag or clothe bag 8. etsy or ebay 9. halloween or april fool's day 10. It is friday the thirteen and 3 black cats pass you by, your friends are telling you too do a prank, will you do it or not do it because you have a feeling that it will raise your bad luck. 11.pork or salad. 12.fruits or vegetables 13.hawaii or alska 14.WI deli or California deli 16.music or art(not the subjects in school) 17. Willy wonka new version or willy wonka old version 18.girls: skirts or dresses. boys: videogames or sports 19.computers or books good luck! answer please!

AAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! WTF is this?? Ok. after reading this, if you were Pigscowsducks28, would you break up or what with RainUnderFire93? Pigscowsducks28 [8:32 P.M.]: Hey!! RainUnderFire93 [8:32 P.M.]: sup Pigscowsducks28 [8:32 P.M.]: how ya doing? Pigscowsducks28 [8:33 P.M.]: ? RainUnderFire93 [8:33 P.M.]: alright i guess i had a rough weekend ive been cranky all weekend and im tired and stuff RainUnderFire93 [8:33 P.M.]: hbu? RainUnderFire93 [8:33 P.M.]: i think its my medicine i have to take RainUnderFire93 [8:34 P.M.]: i have sinus infection Pigscowsducks28 [8:34 P.M.]: i'm changeing my layout and stuff on my myspace. Did you go to the doctor on friday? RainUnderFire93 [8:34 P.M.]: yea Pigscowsducks28 [8:34 P.M.]: sinus infection? that sux RainUnderFire93 [8:35 P.M.]: yea ive been tired all weekend and cranky RainUnderFire93 [8:35 P.M.]: im cranky now Pigscowsducks28 [8:35 P.M.]: hopefully you'll feel better soon. RainUnderFire93 [8:35 P.M.]: thanx RainUnderFire93 [8:35 P.M.]: but i dont think i will Pigscowsducks28 [8:36 P.M.]: :-$ RainUnderFire93 [8:36 P.M.]: wat? Pigscowsducks28 [8:36 P.M.]: brb RainUnderFire93 [8:37 P.M.]: k Pigscowsducks28 [8:41 P.M.]: back RainUnderFire93 [8:41 P.M.]: ok Pigscowsducks28 [8:42 P.M.]: so what are you doing? RainUnderFire93 [8:43 P.M.]: playing guitar Pigscowsducks28 [8:43 P.M.]: that's cool. I'm eating a cookie shaped like santa clause. LoL RainUnderFire93 [8:43 P.M.]: cool Pigscowsducks28 [8:43 P.M.]: yup RainUnderFire93 [8:43 P.M.]: so why did u call friday? Pigscowsducks28 [8:45 P.M.]: ummmmm...... let me think.............. oh yea, cause I waved to you on my bus and it looked like you said something to me but I didn't hear it. RainUnderFire93 [8:45 P.M.]: no i was just talking to brandon about this one kid im gonna beat up on ur bus Pigscowsducks28 [8:46 P.M.]: my bus? Pigscowsducks28 [8:46 P.M.]: why? RainUnderFire93 [8:46 P.M.]: yup Pigscowsducks28 [8:46 P.M.]: who? RainUnderFire93 [8:46 P.M.]: happens to sit near u Pigscowsducks28 [8:46 P.M.]: Matt? Pigscowsducks28 [8:46 P.M.]: Chase? Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: Dante? Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: Kevin? Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: Chris? RainUnderFire93 [8:47 P.M.]: the 2nd 1 Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: Chase? RainUnderFire93 [8:47 P.M.]: yup Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: why? Pigscowsducks28 [8:47 P.M.]: do you even know him? Pigscowsducks28 [8:48 P.M.]: what did he do? RainUnderFire93 [8:49 P.M.]: no but i saw him elbow u in the face thursday and then my friend jon told him he better stop flirtin and the damn kid said i aint gonna do shit so im gonna beat his ass so u better warn him urself or somethin because im not in the mood this week Pigscowsducks28 [8:49 P.M.]: he elbowed me in the face? RainUnderFire93 [8:50 P.M.]: yes he did the little bastard walked up to u grabed ur hand i guess he was trying to get something out of ur hand and he elbowed u in the face i was watching the whole thing RainUnderFire93 [8:50 P.M.]: so dont play dumb Pigscowsducks28 [8:51 P.M.]: ?wtf? Pigscowsducks28 [8:51 P.M.]: I just don't remember that Pigscowsducks28 [8:51 P.M.]: "play dumb" ? that's kinda rude. RainUnderFire93 [8:52 P.M.]: well like i said im feeling cranky right now RainUnderFire93 [8:52 P.M.]: im sorry if i sound rude but im just saying Pigscowsducks28 [8:53 P.M.]: well "I'm just saying" I don't remember that so... Well i'm sorry if I have a bad memory... RainUnderFire93 [8:54 P.M.]: im not gonna argue u know what do what u need to do monday flirt with guys at the end of the day i dont care and ill leave u alone monday how does that sound Pigscowsducks28 [8:55 P.M.]: your unbelieveable. RainUnderFire93 [8:55 P.M.]: thanks RainUnderFire93 [8:56 P.M.]: so i take that as a yes monday u want me to leave u alone so u can do ur thing RainUnderFire93 [8:56 P.M.]: ? Pigscowsducks28 [8:57 P.M.]: what is your problem? what "thing"? are you trying to break up with me? RainUnderFire93 [8:58 P.M.]: no RainUnderFire93 [8:58 P.M.]: but it seems like everyday after school RainUnderFire93 [8:58 P.M.]: a guy comes up to u or u go up to a guy and start flirting with them or u RainUnderFire93 [8:59 P.M.]: and my problem is im not feeling to well and ive been cranky all week so im sorry if im snapping about this RainUnderFire93 [8:59 P.M.]: and i dont want to break up with u RainUnderFire93 [9:00 P.M.]: do u want to break up with me because it sounds like u do u havent responded RainUnderFire93 [9:01 P.M.]: ...... Pigscowsducks28 [9:01 P.M.]: can I help it that most of my friends are guys? I'm sorry but when I see one of my friends, i'm not just going to ignore them. RainUnderFire93 [9:01 P.M.]: ok but flirting with them is another thing RainUnderFire93 [9:01 P.M.]: FUCK RainUnderFire93 [9:02 P.M.]: im a dumb ass Pigscowsducks28 [9:02 P.M.]: ok, so saying hi to them is flirting? RainUnderFire93 [9:03 P.M.]: i mean at the end of the day I ALWAYS SEE A FUCKING GUY TOUCH U THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A HI TO ME Pigscowsducks28 [9:03 P.M.]: a hi-5? RainUnderFire93 [9:04 P.M.]: NO NOT NO FUCKING HI 5 IM TALKING ABOUT FUCKING TOUCHING YOU Pigscowsducks28 [9:04 P.M.]: it's not like they are putting their arm around me or kissing me RainUnderFire93 [9:04 P.M.]: so what are u trying to say there RainUnderFire93 [9:04 P.M.]: ? Pigscowsducks28 [9:04 P.M.]: what are you talking about? Pigscowsducks28 [9:04 P.M.]: how do they "touch" me? RainUnderFire93 [9:05 P.M.]: like that little fucking chase kid was trying to get something out of your hands and austin poking your side and shit Pigscowsducks28 [9:07 P.M.]: are you jelious of austin? he doesn't stop doing that even when I tell him to stop. Do you think that I just go up to people and say come touch me? RainUnderFire93 [9:07 P.M.]: no Pigscowsducks28 [9:08 P.M.]: do you think i'm a hore,slut, skank, bitch Pigscowsducks28 [9:08 P.M.]: ? RainUnderFire93 [9:08 P.M.]: but still when i walk up to a girl they dont touch me RainUnderFire93 [9:08 P.M.]: and no i dont think ur those things RainUnderFire93 [9:10 P.M.]: do u think im an asshole?yes Pigscowsducks28 [9:10 P.M.]: but I TELL HIM TO STOP and he doesn't. It's not like i'm not telling him to stop. well your certanily acting like i'm come kind of slut. RainUnderFire93 [9:11 P.M.]: well thats not my fault Pigscowsducks28 [9:11 P.M.]: did I say it was? RainUnderFire93 [9:11 P.M.]: and then mike has some balls Pigscowsducks28 [9:11 P.M.]: ? Pigscowsducks28 [9:11 P.M.]: what do you mean? RainUnderFire93 [9:12 P.M.]: everyday he fucking tells me "your gf gave me 5 hugs this week" BUT YOU DONT TELL HIM TO STOP hugging ya NOW DO YA? Pigscowsducks28 [9:12 P.M.]: I DO NOT hug him. Pigscowsducks28 [9:13 P.M.]: ok. why would I don something that I knows upsets you so much? Pigscowsducks28 [9:14 P.M.]: ? RainUnderFire93 [9:14 P.M.]: why are you defending this kid RainUnderFire93 [9:14 P.M.]: ? Pigscowsducks28 [9:15 P.M.]: who? Chase? cause he's my friend. Answer my question. Why would I do something that I knows upsets you so much? RainUnderFire93 [9:16 P.M.]: ok friend or not he touched you and im gonna beat his ass RainUnderFire93 [9:17 P.M.]: i never know you possibly could be hugging guys behind my back Pigscowsducks28 [9:17 P.M.]: think about this: if you beat up every guy that ever touched me at one point, you would have beat up ALMOST EVERY BOY AT OUR SCHOOL. RainUnderFire93 [9:18 P.M.]: so what are you trying to say?> RainUnderFire93 [9:18 P.M.]: ?* Pigscowsducks28 [9:18 P.M.]: I thought that I could trust you. But I guess that I was wrong. RainUnderFire93 [9:18 P.M.]: yet again so what are you trying to say? Pigscowsducks28 [9:18 P.M.]: just what I said RainUnderFire93 [9:19 P.M.]: that im untrustworthy RainUnderFire93 [9:19 P.M.]: if thats what you want to call me then theres my new nick name for you RainUnderFire93 [9:19 P.M.]: untrustful superman RainUnderFire93 [9:19 P.M.]: there you go Pigscowsducks28 [9:20 P.M.]: If you Giovanni Bovenzi, my boyfriend, the love of my life, doesn't trust me, who will? RainUnderFire93 [9:20 P.M.]: maybe your friend chase cough* cough* i need my medicine Pigscowsducks28 [9:21 P.M.]: I can't believe this. I can't believe you. RainUnderFire93 [9:22 P.M.]: of course you cant believe me im untrustworthy to u remember thats what u said RainUnderFire93 [9:23 P.M.]: i cant believe this shit Pigscowsducks28 [9:24 P.M.]: I thought you knew me better than that. You know that I would never do anything to hurt you. You know how much I love you. You know that I would do anything for you. You know that you mean the world to me. If I didn't love you, why would I put up with this. Why would I still go out with you. Because I DO LOVE YOU. Get that through your head. What don't you understand? RainUnderFire93 [9:25 P.M.]: :'( that was nice RainUnderFire93 [9:25 P.M.]: well you dont trust me anymore RainUnderFire93 [9:26 P.M.]: .... Pigscowsducks28 [9:27 P.M.]: I don't have anything else to say. I said it all. RainUnderFire93 [9:27 P.M.]: so now what? Pigscowsducks28 [9:27 P.M.]: you tell me. Pigscowsducks28 [9:27 P.M.]: you started it. you end it. RainUnderFire93 [9:30 P.M.]: well this is coming from the untrustyness in me. I love you and im sorry i argued with you and i will be making some changes with my life for you and like i said earlier i have been cranky all weekend so yet again im sorry RainUnderFire93 [9:31 P.M.]: if you believe all that im sorry RainUnderFire93 [9:31 P.M.]: and i love you Pigscowsducks28 [9:32 P.M.]: you keep saying sorry, but yet, you keep doing it. RainUnderFire93 [9:32 P.M.]: well you dont trust me RainUnderFire93 [9:33 P.M.]: i cant believe u said that though Pigscowsducks28 [9:33 P.M.]: what? RainUnderFire93 [9:34 P.M.]: im untrustful RainUnderFire93 [9:35 P.M.]: ok the reason i may have sounded like that is because mike says you gie him hugs all the time RainUnderFire93 [9:35 P.M.]: give* RainUnderFire93 [9:36 P.M.]: i cant get over that RainUnderFire93 [9:36 P.M.]: u said that Pigscowsducks28 [9:37 P.M.]: why do you think that I said that???? If we trusted eachother, you wouldn't have doubts AND YOU WOULD TRUST ME to know that i'm a big girl, if somebody bothers me, i'll do something about it. I don't need you beatin up each kid that looks at me funny. RainUnderFire93 [9:38 P.M.]: because you just told me earlier i was RainUnderFire93 [9:40 P.M.]: .... Pigscowsducks28 [9:41 P.M.]: I trusted that you would know that I would never cheat on you or what ever else you think that i'm doing. Pigscowsducks28 [9:42 P.M.]: your taking something small and turing it in to something big. RainUnderFire93 [9:43 P.M.]: ok first of all i live in a trailer im the lowest fucking kid in the world i grew up in a trailer and and second of all if you think im untrustful then so be it but i still love you and sometimes i dont even know what the fuck i talk about have the time because im the dumbest kid in the fucking universe Pigscowsducks28 [9:49 P.M.]: ok........ that was pointless. You live in a trailer. SO WHAT? Lot's of my friends live in a trailer. Most of my family lives in a trailer. How are you the lowest kid in the world? That makes zero cents. Some kids don't even have a house or a trailer or a cardbord box. I grew up in a trailer and lived in one for most of my life. What's your point? Your not acting like you love me. Your acting like you want to break up with me. RainUnderFire93 [9:50 P.M.]: i dont want to break up with you for the thousandth time and now i cant even say i love you anymore because you dont trust that i do love you Pigscowsducks28 [9:50 P.M.]: And how exactly are you the dumest person in the universe? You can sing. Your a good speller. You are good at math (I saw some of your papers in your desk) and You can play the guitar AND you have friends and family that love you. Sounds pretty damn good to me. RainUnderFire93 [9:52 P.M.]: well im failing math and all my other classes and i dont know why you think im untrustful just cause i said i never know you could be and im gonna stop talking so i dont make my self feel any more stupid than i am RainUnderFire93 [9:55 P.M.]: and i never said u cheated on me RainUnderFire93 [9:56 P.M.]: so why would i be untrustworthy if i never claimed u were cheating on me? Pigscowsducks28 [9:56 P.M.]: do I have to spell this out for you???? I LOVE YOU. I DO TRUST YOU, I JUST COULDN'T BELIVEVE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING (figure of speech!!!!) MAKEING ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT MYSELP WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL YOUR MAD AT ME?? YOUR MAKEING IT SOUND LIKE YOU THINK THAT I'M CHEATING ON YOU THE WAY YOU SAID THAT I LET OTHER PEOPLE TOUCH ME!!!! Pigscowsducks28 [9:57 P.M.]: IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?????????????? RainUnderFire93 [9:58 P.M.]: well for a dumb kid like me alittle bit Pigscowsducks28 [9:59 P.M.]: OMFG. would you STOP saying that you are stupid and dum and all this CRAP? RainUnderFire93 [10:01 P.M.]: for you yes but all im saying is im sorry and im leaving it at that ive been trying to say sorry and your not accepting my apology Pigscowsducks28 [10:03 P.M.]: Every month we get into a arguement because you think that i'm flirting with some guy. And every month you say your sorry and that you won't accuse me of flirting ever again. And every month, you do. RainUnderFire93 [10:04 P.M.]: well yet again apology not accepted Pigscowsducks28 [10:05 P.M.]: well yet again, you said that you would stop saying that I was flirting but YOU DON"T RainUnderFire93 [10:07 P.M.]: ok its actually been about 3 months that we havent been arguing Pigscowsducks28 [10:08 P.M.]: umm auctally it was last month and you said that austin was flirting with me and that was another arguement RainUnderFire93 [10:08 P.M.]: that was actually 2 months ago Pigscowsducks28 [10:09 P.M.]: maby. but it wasn't 3 RainUnderFire93 [10:09 P.M.]: i said *about* 3 months RainUnderFire93 [10:09 P.M.]: i never said *was* 3 months RainUnderFire93 [10:10 P.M.]: but anyways im trying to stop this argument and you keep going i said sorry *about* 3 or 4 times and you never accepted any of them Pigscowsducks28 [10:12 P.M.]: well i'm *about* to say this again even though I said it *about* a million times already. This time I want you to auctally listen. every month you say your sorry and that you won't accuse me of flirting ever again. And every month, you do. Pigscowsducks28 [10:13 P.M.]: IN SHORT, YOUR SAYING IT WON'T HAPPEN, THAT YOU WONT DO IT BUT YOU DO. RainUnderFire93 [10:13 P.M.]: not *every* like i said its been *about* 2 months we havent argued Pigscowsducks28 [10:17 P.M.]: UR DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU JUST NOT LISTENING TO ME?????????????? LET ME PUT THIS REAL SIMPLE FOR YA. YOU - SAY - SRRY. - IT HAPPENS AGAIN - YOU - SAY - SRRY - AGAIN - BUT - STILL - HAPPENS. ME - NO- ACCEPT- APPOLOGY-CAUSE- IT -JUST- HAPPEN -AGAIN. UNDERSTAND????????!!!!!!!!! RainUnderFire93 [10:18 P.M.]: wtf RainUnderFire93 [10:20 P.M.]: look if your that mad about it than im sorry Pigscowsducks28 [10:21 P.M.]: you keep saying sorry but it keeps happening. RainUnderFire93 [10:22 P.M.]: what does im not saying anything about it right now Pigscowsducks28 [10:22 P.M.]: ? what? RainUnderFire93 [10:23 P.M.]: what u just said RainUnderFire93 [10:24 P.M.]: Pigscowsducks28 (8:21:30 PM): you keep saying sorry but it keeps happening. RainUnderFire93 [10:24 P.M.]: and then i said RainUnderFire93 [10:24 P.M.]: RainUnderFire93 (8:22:12 PM): what does im not saying anything about it right now RainUnderFire93 [10:25 P.M.]: and to be honest because im true this is why i ignore you when we argue because when we talk it out it ends up like this stuff RainUnderFire93 [10:25 P.M.]: but im just sayin RainUnderFire93 [10:26 P.M.]: thats why i did ignore you RainUnderFire93 [10:29 P.M.]: so im going to say this again IM SORRY AND I LOVE YOU RainUnderFire93 [10:29 P.M.]: :-* Pigscowsducks28 [10:32 P.M.]: Gio, I love you. You are really the only person that I can talk to. I just...... nevermind. RainUnderFire93 signed off at 10:33 P.M. RainUnderFire93 signed on at 10:34 P.M. RainUnderFire93 [10:34 P.M.]: wat? Pigscowsducks28 [10:35 P.M.]: nothin........ RainUnderFire93 [10:35 P.M.]: o i saw u typin something? RainUnderFire93 [10:35 P.M.]: before it kicked me off Pigscowsducks28 [10:35 P.M.]: it's not important. RainUnderFire93 [10:35 P.M.]: u sure RainUnderFire93 [10:35 P.M.]: ? Pigscowsducks28 [10:36 P.M.]: it's not like it would matter. RainUnderFire93 [10:36 P.M.]: Alyssa I Love you and your not a bitch and i am the sorry one RainUnderFire93 [10:36 P.M.]: brandon told me wht u said Pigscowsducks28 [10:38 P.M.]: Your right. I'm not a bitch. I'm just some big fucking loser who dosen't know what the hell she's doing fucking up other people's lifes. RainUnderFire93 [10:38 P.M.]: no dont say that please im sorry i really am dont put yourself down like that RainUnderFire93 [10:38 P.M.]: please Pigscowsducks28 [10:39 P.M.]: it's ture. RainUnderFire93 [10:39 P.M.]: its not true RainUnderFire93 [10:39 P.M.]: if i was over there right now what would you do? Pigscowsducks28 [10:40 P.M.]: probally kill myself RainUnderFire93 [10:40 P.M.]: dont Pigscowsducks28 [10:40 P.M.]: well you asked. RainUnderFire93 [10:40 P.M.]: why would you kill yourself if i was over there? RainUnderFire93 [10:41 P.M.]: u hate me that much RainUnderFire93 [10:41 P.M.]: ? RainUnderFire93 [10:42 P.M.]: I love you Pigscowsducks28 [10:43 P.M.]: idk......... in my life, it's problem after problem after problem. Then you came along and made my life so much better. But now at home, my life is a living hell (but I can't tell you why) and it's just comming out and affecting everybody else. Pigscowsducks28 [10:44 P.M.]: let's just say I gave my heart away a long time ago. All of it. And I never really got it back. RainUnderFire93 [10:44 P.M.]: look im really sorry im sorry i made you feel like this tonight and im the terrible person not u RainUnderFire93 [10:46 P.M.]: i gave my heart to you and im not taking it back you can have it forever and ever and I love you alot RainUnderFire93 [10:46 P.M.]: because as long as my heart is with you nothing will ever change Pigscowsducks28 [10:47 P.M.]: Listen Gio, love dosen't last forever even tho we think it does RainUnderFire93 [10:48 P.M.]: well i really love you alot Alyssa and i dont know what i would do without you in my life Pigscowsducks28 [10:49 P.M.]: well, you would be a lot happyer RainUnderFire93 [10:49 P.M.]: i want to to be with you forever and idk if you want to be with me forever but i really do and if we broke up i really wouldnt feel the same anymore RainUnderFire93 [10:50 P.M.]: i would feel terrible,sad and i might not even get in another relationship forever RainUnderFire93 [10:51 P.M.]: because i would be thinking back of when we went out RainUnderFire93 [10:53 P.M.]: and then i might be a bum next to a grocery store asking for money Pigscowsducks28 [10:53 P.M.]: ? whyyyyyy ? RainUnderFire93 [10:54 P.M.]: because i wouldnt have you with me in the future RainUnderFire93 [10:55 P.M.]: i messed up i shouldnt have started this argument RainUnderFire93 [10:55 P.M.]: im sorry RainUnderFire93 [10:55 P.M.]: I love you Pigscowsducks28 [10:56 P.M.]: i'm sorryererer RainUnderFire93 [10:56 P.M.]: im sorryest Pigscowsducks28 [10:57 P.M.]: I just have a question. RainUnderFire93 [10:57 P.M.]: yea Pigscowsducks28 [10:57 P.M.]: how come whenever you get mad, you want to go beat somebody up? RainUnderFire93 [10:58 P.M.]: because im a jerk scum bag and i dont think Pigscowsducks28 [10:58 P.M.]: why do you talk so badly about your self? RainUnderFire93 [10:59 P.M.]: because most of its true about me dont you think? Pigscowsducks28 [11:00 P.M.]: noooo. absolutely not. RainUnderFire93 [11:00 P.M.]: I Love you Pigscowsducks28 [11:00 P.M.]: :-) RainUnderFire93 [11:01 P.M.]: did i tell you what i might do? Pigscowsducks28 [11:01 P.M.]: nooo RainUnderFire93 [11:02 P.M.]: well if i people vote me in for the semi formal commitee thing im going to ask if i can play a couple slow songs for the semi formal. Pigscowsducks28 [11:02 P.M.]: oh RainUnderFire93 [11:02 P.M.]: yup RainUnderFire93 [11:02 P.M.]: on my guitar Pigscowsducks28 [11:02 P.M.]: that's cool. RainUnderFire93 [11:03 P.M.]: yea RainUnderFire93 [11:03 P.M.]: well i might play 1 song so i can dance with you afterwards but yea RainUnderFire93 [11:03 P.M.]: because ive been practicing on this 1 song i just learned Pigscowsducks28 [11:04 P.M.]: wow RainUnderFire93 [11:04 P.M.]: i miss you right now Pigscowsducks28 [11:06 P.M.]: srry. computer froze. RainUnderFire93 [11:06 P.M.]: its ok RainUnderFire93 [11:07 P.M.]: did u see what i typed last? RainUnderFire93 [11:07 P.M.]: before it froze Pigscowsducks28 [11:07 P.M.]: noo RainUnderFire93 [11:07 P.M.]: i said i miss you right now Pigscowsducks28 [11:08 P.M.]: oh. I miss you too. RainUnderFire93 [11:08 P.M.]: so what are you doing? Pigscowsducks28 [11:08 P.M.]: being fat. RainUnderFire93 [11:09 P.M.]: eating them santa shaped cookies Pigscowsducks28 [11:09 P.M.]: eating a (nother)cookie shaped like santa clause RainUnderFire93 [11:09 P.M.]: lol RainUnderFire93 [11:09 P.M.]: sweet Pigscowsducks28 [11:09 P.M.]: what did you do today? RainUnderFire93 [11:10 P.M.]: well i hung out at brandons and then i came home fixed my xbox because it broke and then after that ate and then went to the arcade and then came home and was really tired and cranky but im felling better now Pigscowsducks28 [11:10 P.M.]: oh RainUnderFire93 [11:10 P.M.]: and im sorry earlier that medicine really makes me cranky Pigscowsducks28 [11:11 P.M.]: k RainUnderFire93 [11:11 P.M.]: so hbu what did u do all day? Pigscowsducks28 [11:11 P.M.]: today I had like the BIGGEST photoshoot ever! It was a lot of fun. I'll bring in the photo's when I get them back. RainUnderFire93 [11:12 P.M.]: ok RainUnderFire93 [11:12 P.M.]: my band would have had a photoshoot for photobucket but we didnt do good at our one concert Pigscowsducks28 [11:12 P.M.]: oh. RainUnderFire93 [11:13 P.M.]: yea RainUnderFire93 [11:13 P.M.]: i wish i was over there right noe so u could slap me and then love me again lol RainUnderFire93 [11:13 P.M.]: now* RainUnderFire93 [11:14 P.M.]: i hate spelling wrong Pigscowsducks28 [11:14 P.M.]: ? LoL.........? RainUnderFire93 [11:14 P.M.]: idk what im talking about Pigscowsducks28 [11:15 P.M.]: LoL RainUnderFire93 [11:15 P.M.]: lol RainUnderFire93 [11:16 P.M.]: i wish i could be over there to eat some santa cookies with you lol Pigscowsducks28 [11:17 P.M.]: LoL RainUnderFire93 [11:18 P.M.]: so does santa taste jolly lol Pigscowsducks28 [11:18 P.M.]: LoL.......

Who wants to take a FUN survey (girls)? 1. Do you like the Jonas Brothers? 2. What is your make-up bag must have? 3. Do you straighten your hair a lot? 4. How many crushes do you have right now? 5. Brunette or blonde? 6. Do you have an iPod? 7. If so what type if iPod? 8. What is your middle name? 9. Is your hair long, medium or short? 10. Do you have braces? 11. Have you ever kissed a boy (not including family)? 12. Nike, American Eagle, or Goodwill? 13. Are your finger/toenails painted right now? What color? 14. Are you on a laptop or computer? 15. Do you play sports? 16. What magazine do you love? 17. What's your crushes name? (be brave) 18. Do you wear glasses/contacts? 19. What's your fave chick flick? 20. On a scale from 1-10, how was this survey? Thanks! xoxo

The shortest, strangest survey/quiz ever!? Copy the questions and answer so I know what everyone is answering to. 1. What would you have liked your name to be? 2. How many times do you eat a day? 3. Do you take these intresting quizzes a lot? 4. Do you have a laptop or computer? 5. Which kind is it? (Can be found on the top of the laptop or monitor's bottom left corner) 6. Would you ever pick out a few clothes that you like for someone else? 7. What is the most recent store you visited? 8. How long does it take you to finish these quizzes? 9. Do you celebrate the U.S holidays or others? 10. What was the most recent book that you read? 11. What's your favorite television show? 12. What kind of music do you listen to? 13. What presidential canidate would you have voted for? (If none, skip) 14. Do you play video games? 15. Cookies or cake? 16. Ice cream or muffins? 17. Vegan, vegetarian, or meat-eater? 18. What's your favorite color? 19. What do you do when you're bored? 20. How long does it take you to study your schoolwork? (Or work-work, if you have a job) 21. How many times a day do you get onto the computer? 22. What did you have for breakfast? 23. What is your favorite number? 24. What is your favorite genre of movies? (Etc. Horror, romance) 25. Do you have HD for your television? 26. Do you have HD for your radio? 27. Do you think HD is silly? (High Definetion= HD) 28. Pencils or pens? 29. What is the weather like where you live? 30. Do you live in the country, city, part way of both, or tropical? 31. What is your favorite thing to do after you wake up? 32. What is the most embarassing thing that ever happened to you? 33. What is one thing you dislike about the opposite gender? 34. Have you traveled around the world? 35. Have you met an famous actor/actress, activist, writer, artist, etc.? 36. What job do you have/what job do you want to have? 37. Did you see Twilight in theaters? 38. Have you ever shoplifted? 39. Have you ever killed someone? 40. Do you have a pet? 41. Do you have a music playlist? 42. Do you know what anime is? 43. What do you think of China? 44. What do you think of the U.S? 45. What do you think of Mexico? 46. Have you ever sang in the shower/tub? 47. Do you know what cosplay is? 48. What is 11x11? 49. Can you speak more than one language? 50. If so, which ones? (If not, skip) 51. Did you like the 70s/Do you like the 70s? 52. What was your favorite decade? 53. What is your favorite website? 54. Do you play a musical instrument? 55. Paper bag or plastic bag? 56. Straight, gay, bisexual, or lesbian? 57. Are you somewhat cold-hearted? 58. Do you fall and trip a lot? 59. Do you use your body to look attractive? (Etc. men's abs and face, women's legs and.. bust.) 60. Do you shave? You have finished! I made it short so you wouldn't get overwhemled by all the questions. :)

You know You're in College When??? Another long one guys but hey its all for the good! Enjoy!!! You Know You're in College When... Type: Just for Fun - Inside Jokes Description: You know you're in college when... 1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early." 2. You have more beer than food in your fridge. 3. Weekends start on Thursday. 4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up. 5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese. 6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case. 7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed. 8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open. 9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is. 10. You can't remember the last time you washed your car. 11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule. 12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day. 13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week. 14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink. 15. You’ve fallen off a loft bed. 16. You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport. 17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them... sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are. 18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. 19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more. 20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one. 21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t. 22. You go to Target or WalMart more than 3 times a week. 23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them. 24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do. 25. Quarters are like gold. 26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles. 27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc... 29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home. 30. You ask people what YOU did last night. 31. Certain things are now deemed "facebook worthy." When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them. 32. You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian. 33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them. 34. You sleep more in class than in your room 35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts. 36. You've traveled with bags of dirty clothes. 37. You go home to do your laundry because you're too poor to pay the $2... or too lazy to go to a change machine. 38. You pay $100 for a book you don't read once, return it four months later, and get $7. 39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates. 40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday's meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal - a safe bet for any meal. 41. You use words like "thus" (see #40). 42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don't feel like washing them. 43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables. 44. It takes preparation... and 3 people... to take out your garbage. 45. Going to the library is a social event. 46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year... you know why. 47. You start joining clubs because of the free food. 48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas. 49. You skip one class to write a paper for another. 50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going... technology fees? I think not. 51. Bicycles don't seem as lame as they did in high school. 52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due. 53. Girls: You've balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave. 54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis. 55. You've written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas. 56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition. 57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker. 58. Most of your T.A.s are foreign...what's the deal? 59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you. 60. You never realized so many people are more dumb (aka "dumber") than you. 61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim. 62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays. 63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game. 64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies. 65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them. 66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave. 67. Two words: bike cops. 68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone. 69. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever. 70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal. 71. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family. 72. You've paid bills over $5... in coins. 73. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod. 74. Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm - jeans are considered "dressy" at certain occasions... like school. 75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas. 76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable. 77. Your professors speak English... as a second language. 78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares. 79. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok. 80. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants - hey, they're free. 81. Betta fish are like your family. 82. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours. 83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing... 84. The elevators take forever but you'll wait 10 minutes just so you don't have to climb stairs. 85. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they're standing 5 feet away from the door. 86. Showers become more of an issue. 87. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door. 88. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round. 89. Class size doubles on exam days. 90. You donate plasma even though you know it's pretty sketchy. 91. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you. 92. You've bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you're too broke. 93. You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables. 94. You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it's too cold to walk home. 95. People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips. 96. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up. 97. You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don't have to wash your own. 98. Laundry is an all-day event. 99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them. 100. It's illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore. 101. You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations. 102. You fill out credit card applications for the free food. 103. You've eaten cereal out of a cup... with a fork. 104. Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again. 105. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet. 106. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money. 107. You become increasingly annoyed with the "old" people in class - props to them for going back to college but they generally ask really, really annoying questions. 108. You admire people's alcohol bottle shrines. 109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time. 110. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you're still late. 111. You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule. 112. You text faster than you type. 113. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes. 114. You actually start using coupons, especially those school coupon books. 115. You open canned food and eat it... out of the can. 116. You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute... adds a little flair. 117. You have numbers in your phone with labels like “Sketchy Steve” and “Alcohol Guy.” 118. The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother. 119. The words "google" and "wikipedia" have become verbs. And you use them... quite often. 120. The names Morgan, Jim, Jack, and Jose could aptly describe either who you were with last night or what you had to drink. 121. You fill your empty two-liter bottles with pop from the school cafeteria. 122. You have a drinking buddy who can hold the most intellectual, deep conversations when drunk. Unfortunately, neither he/she nor you can remember most of it later. 123. Your floor has been dirty to the point that you've had to brush your feet off before putting on socks or getting into bed. 124. You're all for the free samples at grocery stores. 125. Energy drinks become your new best friends. 126. You realize that taking summer classes pretty much negates the fun connotation of "summer." 127. You know exactly how much food will fit into a mini-fridge. 128. You realize that said mini-fridge does NOT freeze ice cream. 129. You've made a sandwich on or eaten food off of your $1500 laptop. 130. Your scar stories involve alcohol and/or hearing what happened to you from your more sober friends. 131. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next.

This is my...? ...School supply list for this year. What else do you think I should buy? What I Need For Jr. High School Supplies *Basic 1)Markers , big and little 2)Colored pencils 3)Crayons 4)Mechanical pencils 5)Backpack 6)6 notebooks 7)6 binders 8)Protractor 9)Drawing book 10)6 Folders 11)Computer paper 12)Scissors 13)Pens 14)Pencil box 15)Pencil sharpener 16)Highlighters 17)Erasers 18)Pencil gripers (finger holder things) 19)Daily planner 20)Sticky notes * P.E 1) Gym Clothes 2) Water bottle 3) Gym Bag Locker 1)Calendar 2)Leis 3)Locker shelves 4)Mirror 5)Whiteboard 6)Caddy 7)Construction paper/ poster boards 8)Pictures of friends 9)Green fringe 10)Sea shells 11)Rope 12)Colored Clothes Pins 13)Magnets 14)Small clipboard with notebook 15)Pink organizer 16)Calendar 17)Lotion 18)Lip gloss 19)Hand sanitizer My theme for my locker is tropical

Should I put a Tampon...? ... In my locker just in-case? Also what else do you think I should buy for school? My locker theme is tropical. What I Need For Jr. High School Supplies *Basic 1) Markers , big and little 2) Colored pencils 3) Crayons 4) Mechanical pencils 5) Backpack 6) 6 notebooks 7) 6 binders 8) Protractor 9) Drawing book 10) 6 Folders 11) Computer paper 12) Scissors 13) Pens 14) Pencil box 15) Pencil sharpener 16) Highlighters 17) Erasers 18) Pencil gripers (finger holder things) 19) Daily planner 20) Sticky notes * P.E 1) Gym Clothes 2) Water bottle 3) Gym Bag Locker 1) Calendar 2) Leis 3) Locker shelves 4) Mirror 5) Whiteboard 6) Caddy 7) Construction paper/ poster boards 8) Pictures of friends 9) Green fringe 10) Sea shells 11) Rope 12) Colored Clothes Pins 13) Magnets 14) Small clipboard with notebook 15) Pink organizer 16) Calendar 17) Lotion 18) Lip gloss 19) Hand sanitizer

uRgEnT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ok, i dont know why, i was hungry though, but i grabbed this bag of marshmellows and ate almost the hole bag.... theres like 15 left, there the small ones, but anyway.... Will i get diabetes? im overweight, allways just sitting on the computer or at work (Dennys) But how can i stop the surgers in me now giving me diabetes? (I am 17)

What is up with all the Indians bringing up to me!? OKAY! I know i might sound crazy but just hear me out... I live with my aunt- aunt's house- aunt met an Indian guy who talks like scooby doo, not entirely Indian but sri lankan, he helped he fixed this computer and me and the rest of my family- my lil bro, mom and my aunt's daughter and son; we or I got along with him okay! but he started living in the house that i live, but not entirely but like every couple of nights! and then he stayed in longer, even walking around without his shirt on! i wanted to tell him but it just seems so odd! i know we need more communication but i just dont know how to connect with his like cultural etiquette, maybe in his culture- where he came from every house when offered is free! he even used my hair clipper one time but the thing that annoys me most was that he and my aunt started calling themselves "mahal" (love in tagalog) and some other silly stuff, mahal is also the name of our dog! which is pretty sad. So he lives for a couple of days and comes back again to stay at the weekends (which really frickin bugs me!) his bag i can even see in the patio meaning hes sleeping over again! (last time he snores so loud but now he doesnt seem to snore, i guess its the love of my aunt) but its silly though she has a son and daughter, my cousins who seem stupid enough to just let him take over them like that and our house, i can see he starts giving my aunt and bringing his stuff slowly inside our house- like that lava lamp, and his silly remote control plane which is just a waste of money, he gave us this horrible chair that makes my back hurt (he replaced it with our old computer chair so now im sitting on it i dont even know where its been) and now i think his aggression is towards me now! long have i wanted to question him on why he walks around without a shirt on (sometimes when its hot) long has struck me up to ask him curiously on what does he want! but i see if he keeps doing this my mom, little brother (10) and i (17) is going to have to move to an apartment; god forbid not because i live near my highschool and i need this one time to just finish my senior year! so everything is shifting! i think God is testing my mind and temper and soul! but thats not it- Indian and Indian culture are starting to come up to me! like today my Canadian friend gave me this Indian music cd whom he said "its gonna help u draw man!", indians are starting to show up everywhere, a sudden youtube video about indians i saw, i mean i think its a sign! signs about indians! i think its because i listend to that song govinda by kula shaker but still! what can i do to learn from this and to hold my temper and just relax until this shift of my life changes- i need some kind of peer mediation but maybe you can help? ill post much detailed story later or if u can add me or email me, cheers! 17 year old struggling to trust The Secret and the pursuit of happiness, catholic, eco friendly, good person

Basic Algebra Questions. Im having trouble.? 13. A cell phone company orders 500 new phones from a manufacturer. If the probability of a phone being defective is 2.6%, predict how many of the phones are likely to be defective. Round to the nearest whole number. (1 point) 16 phones 13 phones 11 phones 130 phones 14. Suppose you choose a marble from a bag containing 2 red marbles, 5 white marbles, and 3 blue marbles. You return the first marble to the bag and then choose again. Find P (red and blue). (1 point) 15. You have three $1 bills, four $5 bills, and two $10 bills in your wallet. You select a bill at random. Without replacing the bill, you choose a second bill at random. Find P ($10 then $1). (1 point) 16. Two rectangles are similar. One has a length of 10 cm and a width of 8 cm, and the other has a width of 7 cm. Find the length of the second rectangle. Round to the nearest tenth if necessary. (1 point) 8.8 cm 6.6 cm 10.1 cm 5.6 cm 17. Use the scale and map measurements to find the actual distance from New Wilmington to Sharon through Mercer. What is the actual distance if you travel from New Wilmington to Sharon through Volant? Scale 1 in. : 12 mi (1 point) 27 mi; 42 mi 40.5 mi; 63 mi 13.5 mi; 21 mi 54 mi; 84 mi 18. What percent of 105 is 70? (1 point) 50% 70% 19. Find the minimum and maximum possible areas for a rectangle measuring 4.15 cm by 7.34 cm. Round to the nearest hundredth. (1 point) minimum area: 24.97 cm2 maximum area: 36.46 cm2 minimum area: 29.89 cm2 maximum area: 31.04 cm2 minimum area: 30.40 cm2 maximum area: 30.52 cm2 minimum area: 31.76 cm2 maximum area: 34.98 cm2 20. You have the numbers 1–24 written on slips of paper. If you choose one slip at random, what is the probability that you will not select a number which is divisible by 3? (1 point) 21. In a word game, you choose a tile from a bag, replace it, and then choose another. If there are 21 vowels and 15 consonants, what is the probability you will choose a consonant and then a vowel? (1 point) Short Answer Note: Your teacher will grade your responses to questions 22–28 to ensure you receive proper credit for your answers. When answering questions 23 and 28, please separate your answers with a semicolon (;). 22. Van Gogh's painting Starry Night measures 92 cm long by 73 cm high. You buy a poster that shows an enlargement of the painting. The poster measures 120 cm long by 100 cm high. Is the poster an accurate representation of the painting? (Hint: Is the poster similar to the painting?) Explain. (2 points) Note: When answering parts a–c, please separate your answer with a semicolon (;). 23. The theoretical probability that a man will have some form of color blindness is 8%, whereas the theoretical probability of a woman having color blindness is 0.5%. a. If you have a group of 700 men, predict how many of them will be color blind. b. If you have a group of 400 women, predict how many of them will be color blind. c. If you combine both groups and pick one person at random, what is the probability that person will be color blind? Write the probability as a percent and round to the nearest tenth of a percent, if necessary. (2 points) 24. Susan earns a 5% commission on her computer sales. If she earned a $81.04 commission on a sale of a new system, what was the price of the system? (2 points) 25. $7.80/hour =___ cents/minute? (2 points) 26. Use estimation to decide whether 19.8% of 60 is closer to 12 or 14. Explain your reasoning. (2 points) 27. An item costs $36. The price is increased by $15, then reduced by $15. Is the percent of increase equal to the percent of decrease? Explain your answer. (2 points) 28. Are the two events dependent or independent? Explain. a. Toss a dime, and then toss a quarter. b. Pick a card from a deck of cards. Keep the card and pick another. (2 points)

Buying a New LCD monitor/eyes? I work about 16 hours a day 6 to 7 days a week on the computer. I am going to buy a new 19" LCD monitor (ditching the 17" crt) What should I consider since I am on the computer so much? I am 40+ and don't really want to destroy my eyes or walk around with bags under my eyes all the time due to eyestrain? Well, I look forward to your input. :) What would be considered an optimal refresh rate?

What do you think? funny? Some actual label instructions 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY T O S S I N G OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. 17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.) 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?) 19. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!) 20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. 21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. 22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. 23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD. 24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. 25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY

can you please help me? 16. Securing the crime scene does not involve protecting potential evidence from being destroyed safety of those witnesses and investigators on the scene including as few investigators and police officials as possible walking extensively throughout the scene keeping out curious onlookers even policemen 17: After the collection and examination of evidence the next step is make a hypothesis send the evidence to crime lab for further processing write up testimony for the trial interrogate the suspects turn everything over the police captain 18: The goal of the forensic investigator as he collects evidence at the scene is get as many pieces of evidence as possible in the shortest time collect all possible pieces of evidence in a common container to be separated at the in the crime lab catch a suspect quickly preserve and document each piece of evidence in the best most appropriate manner all of the above 19: 19. Physical evidence is often of greater value than observations remembered by witnesses because observations and memories change physical evidence does not forget the facts observation and memory can be altered by perception physical evidence does not change over time all of the above 20: 20. Which of the following would be the best way to collect and preserve a letter by the victim found at the scene of an crime? plastic envelope photograph refrigerated bottle brown paper bag label with a felt tip marker 21: 21. What type of crime was committed if the victim was attacked and beaten with a metal bar? aggravated assault simple assault kidnapping misdemeanor grand larceny 22: During the last century many changes have taken place in crime and punishment. The purpose of punishment has become more vengeful a means of serving justice get the criminal off the street help the guilty change their behavior all of the above 23: Which of the following was the most important factor causing crime in the 20th Century? increased population a more stable economy invention of cars and computers lower church attendance corrupt police departments 24: According to US statistics violent and armed crime has decreased since 1994 increased since 1994 continually increased from 1900 to 2000 stayed about the same throughout the century steadily decreased since 1950 25: A lesser criminal act which is generally punished less severely than felonies is called. civil assault embezzlement misdemeanor homicide 26: What type of forensic scientist should be called if a group of human bones are discovered after a suspicious fire? Forensic Osteologist Physical anthropologist Cultural anthropologist Forensic anthropologist Forensic boneologist 27: What seems to be a major reason for the recent increase in the number of students studying forensic science? increased rates of crime bored students popularity of CSI television shows increased awareness of a need for justice and freedom advertisements 28: Select the correct order for procedures at the crime scene. set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->planning strategy-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->move bodies and evidence out of the way-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->planning strategy--> document evidence-->process evidence set up perimeters--> document evidence-->process evidence--> isolate witnesses-->planning strategy-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence-->planning strategy-->walk through 29: Bloodstain pattern analysis can help identify type of weapon used location of victim at time of injury was inflicted suspect by matching to stains on clothing type of impact victim received all of the above 30: Questioned Documents used for evidence could include all BUT the following: a pencil found near the victim a photocopier used in a mail fraud case computer disks found in the drawer of the victim computer printer used by the suspect handwriting analysis by graphology

How can I get rid of "bags under my eyes"? I'm 17, female.... I have a couple late nights every now and again, usually because I'm up finishing assignments on the computer.... But most of the time I get a good 9 hours sleep a night. I've started to notice "bags" under my eyes. They're not THAT prominent, but when I smile I have noticeable lines flicking out from under my eyes....Are these wrinkles? Or just caused from not getting enough rest? I excercise & eat REALLy well. I drink plenty of water...I use cleaners and moisterizes MOST of the time.... HOW can I get rid of them? Is it possible that this is an onset of wrinkles already?!?!

Can you believe these are real?!?!? In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products: 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER 10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!) 12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?) 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!) 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) 15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?) 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?) 34 minutes ago 17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.) 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?) 19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.) 20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

forinsic science help big grade? ok im studing for the tes and i have these questions to answer so i need the answers so when i take the pre non grade test i can go back and study the answers and the questions before the actually Big Grade Test 1: Who directs the activities during the investigation at a crime scene? the mayor of the city the police chief the first officer on the scene the lead forensic investigator the police on the scene 2: Upon arrival at the scene the first priority is safety catch the criminal find good evidence fingerprinting first aid for victims 3: The first walk through the crime scene includes overall photography of the scene touching as few things as possible securing the crime scene documenting smells and sounds around crime scene all of the above 4: 4. When using hair for evidence it is good to know that hair is not easily destroyed hair cannot help determine race hair can be used in DNA analysis human hair can easily be confused with that of animals Two answers are correct 5: 5. Fingerprints are helpful in a case because criminals always leave them behind fingerprints are absolutely unique to each individual human being fingerprints cannot be easily destroyed or obscured there is already a large collection of criminal’s fingerprints on record with the FBI they can be quickly and easily processed 6: 6. Blood at the scene of the crime can be used for DNA analysis for identification of the weapon for determining position of the victim and the assailant for blood typing all of the above 7: 7. What can Christians use to help solve the crime problem in America? tell people to make better choices practice self restraint and stop all criminals share the love, hope and acceptance of God for those caught in a life of crime our money a stronger police force 8: 8. Some studies of trends in crime show increased poverty causes increased crime crime increases when people want to do their own thing, stop restraining themselves crime increased with increased religious revival crime decreased as religion decreased increased law enforcement and police forces stop crime 9: 9. What is used by forensic scientists to solve crime? logic scientific method deductive reasoning chemical analysis all of the above 10: 10. Which of the following is NOT considered to be a civil crime? murder forgery internet hoaxes pollution of the nation’s waterways unsafe medicines being sold to the public 11: 11. The person being accused and tried in court for a crime is called the prosecution defense plaintiff defendant criminal 12: Compared to the CSI shows on television the work of a crime scene is very similar in most ways is often much slower and very smelly fast paced, glamorous and varied seldom able to stop long enough to look for detail involved in the great amount of documentation and very little hands on work involved 13: 13. Which statement is NOT TRUE? Forensic means applied to law Science and the law work together in forensic science Scientists and the law have worked together in forensic science since the days of the Bible Some of the earliest forensic scientists were actually criminals working for the police force The fictional character Sherlock Holmes introduced the idea of using scientific thinking to solve crimes 14: 14. A forensic investigator checks the fingerprints found at the site of the crime with those of a witness. The investigator reasons that the witness committed the crime. What step of the scientific method is this? Observation Hypothesis Testing the hypothesis Conclusion Conviction 15: Observations made at the crime scene by an investigator must be documented accurately are of great value in court are a source of clues to help solve the crime lead to a hypothesis about the cause of the crime all of the above 16: 16. Securing the crime scene does not involve protecting potential evidence from being destroyed safety of those witnesses and investigators on the scene including as few investigators and police officials as possible walking extensively throughout the scene keeping out curious onlookers even policemen 17: After the collection and examination of evidence the next step is make a hypothesis send the evidence to crime lab for further processing write up testimony for the trial interrogate the suspects turn everything over the police captain 18: The goal of the forensic investigator as he collects evidence at the scene is get as many pieces of evidence as possible in the shortest time collect all possible pieces of evidence in a common container to be separated at the in the crime lab catch a suspect quickly preserve and document each piece of evidence in the best most appropriate manner all of the above 19: 19. Physical evidence is often of greater value than observations remembered by witnesses because observations and memories change physical evidence does not forget the facts observation and memory can be altered by perception physical evidence does not change over time all of the above 20: 20. Which of the following would be the best way to collect and preserve a letter by the victim found at the scene of an crime? plastic envelope photograph refrigerated bottle brown paper bag label with a felt tip marker 21: 21. What type of crime was committed if the victim was attacked and beaten with a metal bar? aggravated assault simple assault kidnapping misdemeanor grand larceny 22: During the last century many changes have taken place in crime and punishment. The purpose of punishment has become more vengeful a means of serving justice get the criminal off the street help the guilty change their behavior all of the above 23: Which of the following was the most important factor causing crime in the 20th Century? increased population a more stable economy invention of cars and computers lower church attendance corrupt police departments 24: According to US statistics violent and armed crime has decreased since 1994 increased since 1994 continually increased from 1900 to 2000 stayed about the same throughout the century steadily decreased since 1950 25: A lesser criminal act which is generally punished less severely than felonies is called. civil assault embezzlement misdemeanor homicide 26: What type of forensic scientist should be called if a group of human bones are discovered after a suspicious fire? Forensic Osteologist Physical anthropologist Cultural anthropologist Forensic anthropologist Forensic boneologist 27: What seems to be a major reason for the recent increase in the number of students studying forensic science? increased rates of crime bored students popularity of CSI television shows increased awareness of a need for justice and freedom advertisements 28: Select the correct order for procedures at the crime scene. set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->planning strategy-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->move bodies and evidence out of the way-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->planning strategy--> document evidence-->process evidence set up perimeters--> document evidence-->process evidence--> isolate witnesses-->planning strategy-->walk through-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner set up perimeters-->isolate witnesses-->collect evidence from outer perimeter to inner-->document evidence-->process evidence-->planning strategy-->walk through 29: Bloodstain pattern analysis can help identify type of weapon used location of victim at time of injury was inflicted suspect by matching to stains on clothing type of impact victim received all of the above 30: Questioned Documents used for evidence could include all BUT the following: a pencil found near the victim a photocopier used in a mail fraud case computer disks found in the drawer of the victim computer printer used by the suspect handwriting analysis by graphology